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Shinehah Shinehah
Shinehah
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Practicing
Necromancer Convicted
Clearing
the
Persistence of Doubt
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Why
why why?
Why
disparage The Mormon Brand?
On
Mormon Branding
One might Ask, is it the religion making
business or the business making religion?
The Sealing Power of Mormon Afterlife,
Mormon Eternal Progression, More work
more freedom in Heaven; the Afterlife in Mormonism is a very
Material Affair.

Mormonism: Mormons go to Heaven, Arbeit Macht
Frei, Gates to Mormon Heaven
Mormons Say, "Strength in the loins, more work more
freedom on Mormon Matters."
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Speaking
of Faith.Org, interview with:
Apologist Robert Millet mormon extraordanaire
Professor
of Ancient Scripture and religious understanding at BYU and the foremost
authority on mormonism has much to teach us.
Program Comment, 1/27/08:
Mormon-ism and the many states of grace "the religion
making business"
I was disturbed by your interview with Robert Millet and his notion
of "the religion making business." Krista Tippett sent one
slow-pitch softball after another for Mr. Millet to bunt and run with.
When speaking of the 1st Revelator of the Mormon Dynasty you make no
mention of the basic socialist underpinnings of this Religion Making
Business and from whence it came. Mormons subscribe to a socialist notion
for themselves while insisting the "Gentile" population must
play on a hard scrabble scrum line. You serve up little background on
the Spiritualist Movement of the time with regard to influences on Joe
Smith's "many visions"and revisions to his visions.
You said nothing of the Pyramid Schemes: of land dealing, counterfeit
money, invasion by conquest, war and assinations; there was nothing
on that famous visitation by John The Baptist along with Christ's Apostles
and of course the Quid Pro Quo of trading Polygamy for territorial recognition.
There was no mention of the Mormon Pigmentocracy. Why?
You let Millet wax on pre-existence and post-sustenance without touching
on "the nuts and bolts of Mormon Heaven," and there are lots
of bolts to be slapped home and nuts to be turned; and, for the record,
there are many accountants in Mormon Heaven.
Try: http://www.scari.org/Mormon.Deconstructed.html
or http://www.scari.org/mormon-haplessness.html
The Mormon sunstone at top of page will carry you off to other places
mormons may not want you to think about.
I grew up as a gentile in severe Mormon Country, southern Idaho, and
I can testify to the vicious nature of the "Great Mormon Organ."
You blithely pass over such issues as the confusion of what Mormons
deem what is sacred and what is secret; they are interchangeable when
speaking of Mormon Rights of Passage through their bureaucracy.
What of Mormon Environmentalism? Thrity years ago, I was told by a Mormon
Elder, "The Earth is like a rubber ball and will bounce back."
Mormons are convinced of the same notion to this day.
My perception of the program was of a Millet, Tippett seance to sell
something older than the oldest profession. Perhaps the oldest profession
was the priesthood for without the shunning of prostitution, the crime
would be left unpunished and unknown. Priests know this on a viseral
level.
Please revisit this Business called Mormonism with an eye toward exhibiting
truth, for the Mormons think they love truth; thanks to the Melchizedek
Priesthood they are Members of the one True Chruch
Thank you, Gus O. Kahan
Professor Robert
Millet and The Mormon Religion-making Business:
First
Mormon Theolator: As in the long line of Revelators,
Dr. Millet made the revelatory statement regarding his religion.
"We are in the Religion Making Business" is as close to
an authentic revelation as there has been uttered regarding the Church
of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. As in a Corporate Sporting event
the idea is to win at any cost. Religion Making requires a team fleet
of foot and a rule book that states as its first axiom; to win at any
cost, it's Grow or die. Grow team grow;
Team Mormon goes for the gold in the Business of making
Religion for the Religion Making Business.
'We
can never transcend Joseph Smith'
Robert
Millet on the Religion Making Business
in his interview with Krista Tippett on 1/27/08.
Robert Millet Waxes on profligate religious promiscuity
"I don't think we can ever transcend Joseph Smith"
Ms. Tippett: But that picture, you know, could not stand in greater contrast
to the picture that Mormons, Latter-day Saints of the picture that
people have of Mormon families, of Mormon communities, right? Of this,
this community that you describe in the beginning, this way of life.
Mr. Millet: Well, I think that's right.
Ms. Tippett: And so I, you know, I guess I wonder is there something that
happens in a religious experience in this religious experience
where the lived religion somehow transcends this person of Joseph
Smith, who, who gave rise to it?
Mr. Millet: I don't think we can ever transcend Joseph Smith or
consider him to be a valued personality, but now we'll move on. I don't
think you'll see that among believers in the faith, because there are
too many other things that came from him that are the reasons why we do
what we do and we are what we are. That there are unanswered questions,
to be sure. That there are things that I'm as anxious as the next guy
to learn more detail on, I really want to know. But in the interim, it
really doesn't, doesn't trouble me. We're in the religion-making business,
as you intimated earlier, only for a short time, I mean, compared to the
Christian church, which has been at this for a couple of millennia.
We're about halfway to Nicaea. And so, and so in that sense I remember
a very tender moment. I was speaking with I've been invited to
the Salt Lake Theological Seminary, basically an Evangelical seminary,
to discuss a book I had done on Jesus. And they had read it, and they
wanted me to come and just respond to questions. And it was, it was a
very enjoyable couple of hours. The very last question that was asked
by one of my friends there was this one. He said, 'Bob, what can we do
for you?' And I, I wasn't ready for that question. I said, 'What do you
mean?' He said, 'What can we, as Evangelicals, do for our Mormon friends?'
And I, I guess my mind could have gone a hundred different ways, but what
I came back with was this. I said, 'Boy, I appreciate you asking that.
I don't think I've ever been asked that.' But, but I said, 'Try this.
Cut us a little slack, will you? Give us a little time. We're in the
religion-making business, and this takes time. It takes centuries.
And, and trying to explain the faith and articulate the faith, that doesn't
come over night. We've really only been about that for 20 or 30 years.'
Robert Millet makes the distinction between Mormons and Christians
in a flourish of apologetics.
"We're in the religion-making business, as you intimated earlier,
only for a short time, I mean, compared to the Christian church, which
has been at this for a couple of millennia."
Robert Millet states to the Mormon Enemy, Evangelicals, that Mormons have
decided to become Christian only in the last 20 or 30 years.
"We're in the religion-making business, and this takes time. It
takes centuries. And, and trying to explain the faith and articulate
the faith, that doesn't come over night. We've really only been about
that for 20 or 30 years."
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Mormon Pres. Joseph Fielding Smith declared
that the story of Joseph Smith is so important that Mormonism "must
stand or fall" with it, it needs to be examined carefully.
He also said if Joseph Smith's claims were built upon fraud, it
would be easy to find errors and contradictions. The following is
a thought experiment regarding Joseph Smith's claims.
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Robert
Millet wants it both ways,
he apologizes for Mormon loopiness as Mormons are juvenile and only came
to Christianity lately. Mormons, having claimed the True Faith,
after having stolen tenants and doctrine from everywhere, from Egyptology
to Frontier Magic and the Torah, including Science Fiction, now Mormons
claim they need several hundred more years to sort out the kinks and get
it right. I guess Millets apology would be that this Religion
Making stuff is far tricker than we imagined, we just need to muck about
a bit more and well be as main-stream as you wish, we are only in
it for the money. Gosh its the religion making Business and Mormon
Branding just wants its Market Share.
As I read Millet's excuses, I couldn't help but imagine him wriggling
in he dust with his dog-eared Book or Mormon, wrinkling his suit while
his upper lip sweats profusely.
doubters
persist with the Persistence of Doubt
Professor Millet
continued:
On The Religion Making Business: The Mormon Brand
If we are to read Professor Robert Millet as uttered, we would assume,
the expert in 'religious understanding' has a cynical view of this world
and the religions that here reside, Millet is convinced, "the Business
of Religion" requires only time and a priesthood willing to go the
extra mile to create authentic Mormon Businesses Modeled for Religion
Making. Millet has set his stars on the Latter-day Awakenings of the Mormons,
or, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints as his brand. His faith
has declared the fully reinvested church by Joseph Smith as it was intended
before we humans mucked it up..
Professor Millet states as articles of faith, Mormons claim all ground
not previously occupied and those spaces the"Enemy," Christian
Evangelicals inhabit too.
Millet claims apologetics for theological youth as an excuse for fumbled
balls and the penalties of clipping, off sides, etc. Millet pleads, "We're
in the religion-making business" and only now "halfway to Nicaea,"
he says referring to the fourth-century council at which the New
Testament canon was finally formalized and many core Christian doctrines
clarified, authoritatively, for the first time.
So Mormons have several hundred more years of fumbling around with
the Religion Making Business before Mormon Deities reach maturity. With
bated breath and much trembling, we can hardly wait till they get it right
and pierce the veil into the radience of full theological and dogmatalogic
maturity.
The Latter-day saints that have gone before have no guarantee of the afterlife
expected through revelation but must wait in some sort of apostolic holding-pen
till it all gets sorted out.
Evangel Nécromancier
Mormon
long history of persecution
Mormons' take umbrage at the perception of being mocked, however Mormons
take no interest in self scrutiny to divine the source of this sacred
act, mockery that is. When mounting an indefensible preponderant of
how things work, Mormons forgot to consider, perhaps, for the sake of
argument, existence is still perplexing and we are making it up as we
go along. That's why "THE MORMONS" have to have a "LIVING
PROPHET" so when things get sticky when moving on in time there
is a fall-back position. Mormon Mockery is born from envy. Gentiles
can't understand why Mormons suspend all empirical evidence to embrace
ignorance; ignorance being the source of all evil (SATAN). Rational
thought drops out of Mormon Tribal Theology It's all
about FAITH.
Gentiles envy the Mormon embrace of willful ignorance; it's so easy
when you don't have to think. Gentiles know it hurts to think, Mormons
don't.
"You must remember, like Jews, we Mormons have a long history
of persecution." The Mormon Faith requires persecution to defend
against influence by rational thought and pressing reality. Mockery
is part of the Mormon Brand part of the baggage of Mormonism,
blessed by the Melchizedek Priesthood.
When having your genitals washed in the temple the priest commands,
repeat after me. "Health in the navel, marrow in the bone, strength
in the loins and in the sinews, power in the priesthood be upon me and
upon my posterity through all generation of time and throughout all
eternity forever and ever" Pay-lay-ale, Amen. Mormons insist on
inviting mockery part of the Mormon Experience
Boyd
K. Packer said:
"Some things that are true are not very useful."
As in Packer's simple statement of the Mormon Faith, Robert Millet carries
on that religious tradition, "Some things that are useful are not
very true." In the Religion Making Business, some things that are
useful are not very true and consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds
Yoni Chockalingam
THE SALAMANDER MURDERS for
God and country It's alright to do it but don't get caught
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Mormon Temple Ordinances: Another shuttle launch
from Zarahemla, it's Pay-lay-ale all the way with so much faith
to save the day.
Mormon
Deep-Space Doctrine
After 15 decades of space exploration, The Mormons
have developed standards and practices that have served the Mormon
Faith in Heaven and on Earth; maximizing fuel efficiency and payload
capacity by employing supernatural means has led to great efficiencies
through faith.
Beyond the traditional methods for transport the Mormons have
secured exclusive use of methods known only to them. Since the
beginning Mormon Space travel has changed little believing, "if
it ain't broke, don't fix it. It's Pay-lay-ale all the way.
Terryl Givens, Master of Rebirthing Debriefing
has documented that when piercing the veil, "not one sentilla
of you will be lost," in the transcendent transferral to
Mormon Heaven once tributes are paid. Faith will conquer all when
piercing the Veil. Zarahemla ranks high in the Religion Making
Business.
Ephima Morphew
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Mormon
Branders
Mormon Branders or "the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day
Saints Marketing" has been crippled by loss of message control;
to lose control of their Branding Message is problematic for the Religion
Making Business and the Melchizedek Priesthood. The Mormons are still
working out the kinks in "the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day
Saints Marketing Department."

Mormon Schisms
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The
message was the messenger: Ingeel
The messenger was the message: Ingeel
Agape: Pay-lay-ale
"O God, hear the words of my mouth!"
Whatever that means . . . TRY,
Pay-lay-agu-ghe: "O God, hear the words of my mind!"
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Yho-wana-skah-chi
Pay-lay-ale Oah ta-na siam
MORMON
Heaven
the peril and pleasure of Mormon Afterlife
Answers to be Questioned
All you need to
know, the Easy Steps to the Mormon Eternal Progression
it's easy, it's fun and there are lots of papers to sign.
MORMON HEAVEN is a fairly straight forward affair, not too complicated
but not too simple either. Mormons know most religions make heavenly attainment
too simple to be believed.
First, in order to get into the Mormon Afterlife one must pre-exist.
Pre-existence is requisite for moving forward. Once you preexist you are
ready to engage in Mortal Life; for many of us this is the existential
part. Mortal Life is where one learns about how to get what you want;
all the other places the human spirit must go to be among the elect.
Of course as we mortals do, we die and that's when stuff really starts
to happen to the Mormon Spirit..
Aside from leaving your now useless mortal body, your spirit is shunted
onto a new body that looks just like the old one but also just like all
others too. You float down the long cloudy hall to one of two doors.
There is the Fast Track Spirit Paradise
If luck is with you, and your report card is a 'C' or above, your spirit
moves directly to Spirit Paradise and Righteousness.
There is the Slow Track Spirit Prison
If you're not so lucky and Mormon Spirit Spies rat on you, you are shunted
to Spirit Prison, Unrighteousness, which for many is not fun and
requires many examinations by frowning Spirit Testers challenging your
faith, but with perfect obedience, one can rebound from this setback.
This is likened to Purgatory for evangelicals. For most Mormons this may
condemn one to the Kingdom of the Devil.
But where do we go from there?
So either in Spirit Paradise or Spirit Prison there is a lot of waiting
and tribulation until the
Spirit Examiners decide to pronounce the FINAL JUDGMENT.
When judged worthy, one passes through the veil into Mormon Afterlife.
One is rematerialized into flesh and blood to propagete beings on other
solar systems with the requisite spirit wife (wives).
Comprised of several Kingdoms, depending on the mood of the Spirit Examiners,
one can expect one of three prized positions in Mormon Heaven.
1st. Celestial Kingdom: a cool place and nothing to sneer
at. Many mormons are here and they are relieved and happy with their lot
to be cast as part of the placement at all.
2nd. Terrestial Kingdom: a very groovy kingdom with lots
of clouds and glitter. Most Mormons here in the Middle Kingdom, a contrived
space between the two other heavens designed to comfort the Lumpen folk..
3rd. Telestial Kingdom: a very elevated space in space with
many Select Mormons and lots of clouds, but on a clear day you can see
forever. Once obtained by whatever means necessary devotees will be secure
from any more pestering by church authorities forever; one is free to
bonk and procreate with lusty abandon to build your own personal creation
myth with all your spirit-wives.
4.th. The Kingdom of the Devil: Satan is in charge and it's just
like Hell. perpetual misery, sweaty and stinky, and there is no time for
smoke breaks or jokes and the music is ghastly.
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So the tally of spiritual places one may find oneself are seven.
Most Mormons forget to count pre-existence but according to our ledger
pre-existence must count for something, while not heaven, it seems to
be a state of suspension with no pain and no performance expectations
so in its own way it too is heavenly.
After Mortal Life is finished, there are two purgatories, fast
track and slow track.
With the big event, FINAL JUDGMENT, you, as Mormon, will find yourself
in one of four slots.
Celestial Kingdom, Terrestial Kingdom, or Telestial Kingdom.
If, After all the waiting, trials and testing you fail to sway the Spirit
Testers, you hit the wall and are condemned to Mormon Hell or The Kingdom
of the Devil, but you are still a Mormon forever.
From that point all Mormon Spirits exist in a levitating steady state
for eternity, but for all the procreation one gets to perform in Mormon
Heaven; one is duty bound to populate the Universe with yet more Mormons
and on and on.
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Mormon Hell: There is no reference to procreation in Mormon
Hell but it must be going on behind the Devil's back, or perhaps Satan
is entertained by grand copulating heaps of fallen Mormons. It follows,
some perverse logic would imply that Lucifer would love to engage in smarmy
sex fests with millions of Mormons in Mormon Hell. For certain Satan would
love to moderate much discussion on how loopy Mormon Heaven must be, how
boring it must be, what with all the singing, courtly ritual, clouds and
stuff.
As Mark Twain said, "Heaven is for the climate but Hell is for the
company."
It has never been revealed whether Lucifer is a Gentile, just another
Fallen Mormon or Jew..
Thaddeus Quella
The
Prophet and the Philosopher
A contemporary of Joseph Smith, spoke,
after a long dissertation by the prophet Joseph spoke of
his Religion and its Afterlife. The acquaintance, Mark Twain, listened
patiently then said: "Sounds nice but you must know Joe, Heavens
is for the climate and Hell is for the Company."
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More
Mormon Schisms
The
Mormon Sunstoner
verses
The Mormon Farmer
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Mormon Sunstoner
vs Farmer
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6/7/08:
a comment by gok to Mormon Matters
Gus O. Kahan tried to post a comment on Mormon Matters discussion group
but alas the post was censored.
Gus can only conclude that "Natural Men" are exempted from any
thinking on MORMON MATTERS. It must be true, "When the Prophets have
spoken the thinking has been done."
COMMENT BY: GOK
discussion on Robert Millet and Mormon Matters
yes, I'm GOD ONLY KNOWS, your warm and fuzzy "Natural Man."
I'm what you call a gentile but you even call a Jew a gentile so I'm in
good company.
http://www.scari.org/mormon-haplessness.html
I bothered to follow your discussion from Robert Millet and his apologetic
discourse on "Speaking of Faith" to your squabbles and shibboleths
over how many eyes can peep into a hat to read an Urim Thummim stone.
Gosh folks, the veracity of conjecture remains the same ambiguous,
whether a MORMON Sunstoner or a MORMON Farmer it's all based on deciding
whether the miraculous was invested in a kid that, with hormones raging,
got the WORD from some angel and then was visited by John the Baptist
to indemnify the authenticity of an upstate New Yorker Angel and the magic
in the new world between the 1st and 2nd awakenings. The baggage carried
forward becomes more and more problematic that must be admitted.
http://www.scari.org/Mormons.Undecided.html
It's about Millet and the "Religion Making Business." Mormonism
is desperate to move beyond General Joe Smith, his brother and the rest
of the gang that printed and minted by Divine Right in the name of Elohim.
And there is much more too, Holy Dog Poo.
Folks, look to Robert Millet and ponder his divisive attempt to move into
the "Religion Making Business."
Save yourselves, Delight enlighten and convert to Prosperity Theology
Evangelism or go back to the Pearl of great price, with warts and all.
ps. When kibitzing about decimal point placement the whole numbers are
forgotten; but being a gentile, not elect, excludes me from divine right
insight. Perhaps you are reconciling the "Mormon Problem" but
where is the decimal point?
GOK
"Brigham Young is our Mormon Moses with staff
and flail"

Like Brigham, Moses led the (elect) chosen ones into the promised
land to explore their Religious Destiny.
Moses feeling the blessing of doubt, seeking
guidance on a pensive day, looking for someone to lead, needing
someone to follow goats not yet milked
Not Happy.
illustration by Elise Randles
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Nagging
Questions
A nagging question confronted by contemporary theologians, the
cause of much gnashing of teeth: "Did Moses look like Charlton
Heston or Brigham Young?"
The Answer: Within the paradigmatic constructs of contemporary
existence, within a postmodern, post-high-postmodern, modern, futurist,
transhumanist and liturgical paradigm, Moses and monotheism no longer
hold the interest to one who realizes life is nasty nasty nasty
and we thank god that it's short so as to limit collateral damage.
We pass on our social successes to our future selves self-organized
to support the meritocracy.
Moses could not find relief from guilt but "we bearers of
arms and iPods" can reconcile all for the sake of willful ignorance
and having lots of stuff. The provisional authority over possessions
salves us from agape. The Inuit greet by saying, "life is hard,"
Moses, not Charlton Heston, would agree.
Nagging Questions deserve nagging answers. Like Simetic Tribals,
Mormonism is great for nagging too.
Remember:
"Some things that are useful are not very true." In the
Religion Making Business, some things that are useful are not very
true.
What would Mormon banker Mariner Eccles think of this axiom?
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Mormon
Martyr Mormon
Myth Maker

Joseph Smith, wounded from revised revelations
the Mormon Oxymoron
Learning to let go of Joe: Mormon Intellectuals
are led by their Leading Scholar, Joseph Smith,
the Revelator. So Mormon Intellectuals are significantly infirmed by Mormon
Tenants
and Doctrine. For Mormonism, a Mormon Intellectual is, in the purist sense,
a Mormon Oxymoron. A Mormon intellectual is an oxyMoroni
that is, in the trade known as, OxyMoronic Mormonism.
Mormon
Nocebo
Counter-Apologetics
Devoted
to apologies for counter-apologetic dogma; a space to expose Dogmatological
Mormon
Doctrine Practice and Rhetoric, a place for Mormon
Detractors to find solace; a metaphorical harbor in the storm of feral
piety and sycophantic zealotry,
a brief treatise on saving the planet from rampant ignorance for the sake
of all mankind, Mormons included, and all the little animals who have
fallen under the cursed spell of "our dominion."
Dr. Thaddeous Quella
God's Army, states of grace in that special
place
Steps to Mormon Empowerment:
Shock Troops in God's Army
"The
Mormon Enemy"
You know the Mormons think of evangelicals as "The
Enemy." If Christ would bother to look down upon them, he say, "Go
figure, you guys I can't tell which from what -- I'm confused.
Einy Meany Miney Moe. . . "
He pause, put his index finger to his lips, looking quizzically and he
say, "You guys don't have a clue." Then he shrink into that
teeny tiny space called heaven poof.
It's
unfortunate but Mormons believe our earth is only a means to the end,
Mormons War on Terra:
"The Earth is like a rubber ball and will bounce
back."
Are you believing too much too often, if so you must be thinking of becoming
a Mormon
you can be a Mormon too. To believe is to understand. Remember
Mormons worry not
about the moral hazard of faith.
Side Effects of suffering
with nocebo
Meet the Man:
Meet the man responsible for the
death of Joseph Smith, William Law
An Interview with William Law:
THE DAILY TRIBUNE: SALT LAKE CITY, SUNDAY MORNING,
JULY 31, 1887
Apologetics
for killing Joe Smith
William
Law recounts: "Joseph Smith having sent Rockwell to kill
Governor Boggs. Let me tell you, that Joe Smith, told me the fact himself.
The words were substantially like this, "I sent Rockwell to kill
Boggs, but he missed him, it was a failure; he wounded him instead of
sending him to Hell." Governor Boggs was out of office but revenge
smelled sweet for Joe Smith.
The Mormon Assassin, "Rockwell was the lackey of the house. He used
to comb and shave Joseph, blackened his boots and drove his carriage.
He would have done anything Joe wanted him to do. I never saw a horse
or carriage belonging to Rockwell which you say he got from Joseph for
the attempt to kill Boggs."
One might conclude, Governor Ford was to take no chances with Mormon Assassins.
Ford had promised Missouri's Governor Boggs protection but failed, the
attempted murder by Rockwell was revenge by Joe Smith's Plot of assassination
for the Mormon War in Missouri.

mormon socialism mission
How to assassinate a General Officer, The killing
of Joseph Smith,: Atlantic Monthly, December 1869 Excerpt from Cultures
in Conflict by John Hay.
The niggeling
details, cosmetics are important for the sacred faith to grow. Cosmetology
is vital for a well quaffed
faith to flourish.
Robert Millet, deceptive
theologian, is
training a new generation of Ersatz
Christian Cadre in the Religion making
business of deceptive theology for Mormon
Branders to create a different kind of Jesus.

Robert millet mormon zeitgeist
mormon phrenology specialist
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The
Trial:
more good works in heaven
Yes, the Mormon Bureaucracy carries on in heaven. And yes you
are being watched; the gatekeepers and sacred rituals confirm each step
through the mazes of heaven long lines for the chosen, lots
of waiting, but the wait is part of the test designed to authenticate
Perfect Obedience and Mormon Purity of Faith.
There are certificates to be stamped, lists to check and examinations
of faith. The trials are designed to confirm solidarity and unquestioning
belief in the prophet and his hereafter in the everafter. It's not easy
to wend ones way through the seven levels of celestial radiance, long
queues, but for "perfect obedience," the rewards are huge in
the religion making business.
Mormon Branding,
On
"the Religion Making Business"
One might Ask?
One
might ask why pick on the Mormons and that's a fair question.
One might say because, as a metaphor, it's easy. When shaping a short
treatise on self deception to model all organized religion why not choose
a no brainer . . .
Mormonism is "in the religion making business," just another
franchise like Starbucks but without the coffee.
Do the math.
GOK
mormon myth, page 9

heavenly mormon phrenology
Dickensian
Tunes
Millet Bangs on the Mormon Organ
Delight
Enlighten Convert
A Fellow Mormon Speaks on Millet
Had Robert Millet lived 150 years ago, he might have become
a character in a Charles Dickens novel.
Millet assumes that Mormonism is good for everyone. Therefore he is confident
that there is no obligation for full disclosure.
Unfortunately, I know from first hand experience that many converts do
suffer needlessly when they relate to Mormon truth claims literally. The
fact is the more you believe the missionary discussions, the more likely
you are going to make irrational decisions.
In some cases that turns out for the better. Most converts melt away.
And then there are some that are trying so hard to be good Mormons that
the converts get hurt.
If Millet were selling used cars or insurance then he would go to jail.
Since he is in religion, he considers his lack of candor virtuous.
Millet has no idea how dangerous his behavior is because he willfully
ignores the consequences of his actions. In reality, he is just another
salesman with an unhealthy dose of self-righteousness. When people believe
him, folks will get hurt.
Comment by Hellmut March 23, 2007 # 40
Millet
Reconciliation
The talking head says "No Problem"
Millet
has no problem reconciling:
"You already know more about God and Christ and the plan of salvation
than anybody who will attack you."
and
"We're in the religion-making business, for a short time, I mean,
compared to the Christian church, which has been at this for a couple
of millennia. We've really only been about that for 20 or 30 years."
The
Mormons need new and creative revelations for the
faith to grow
The Mormons need a new and creative revelator for the faith
to grow. If I were a Mormon Myth Maker
If I were interested in working within the Mormon myth making
business, the Mormon Paradigm,
I would petition to have the Sacred Book of Mormon altered to reflect
its present-day relevance.
I would petition to have all 1381 entries of "And it came to pass"
altered to "Once upon a time."
A petition for clarity in the Scared BOM would focus the mind and, hopefully,
create more myth for the Mormon Church Myth Makers to make Mormom Myth
the Most Correct of all Sacred Revelations.
Like the King James Version Of the Holy Bible translated from Latin, the
Book of Mormon could stand a makeover to be understood by the average
gentile lumpen folk .
A Mormon Scholar can choose precious phrases in the Book of Mormon and
extract and insert "Once upon a time" where needed and demonstrated
the more correct effect.
A Petition for Change could be taken to the Mormon Quorum for consideration.
After all it's merely a slight modification to the text, the sacred content
remains intact.
It seems a group of dedicated Ex-Mormons could masterfully insert a Protestant
infusion of new blood and help create more traction for more Mormon Religious
Traditions. We know the Nicean Conference in 332 A.D. did not take place
in a vacuum. More religious tradition is more better in the religiom making
business.
The Mormons need new and creative revelators for the faith to grow, why
can't Ex-Mormons help out with religious tradition by creating revelations
too?
Mormons need a New Latter-day Saint Messiah.
It's been over one hundred sixty years since the Mormon revelations have
received a messianic boost. It's time for a Present-day Latter-day saint
to burst on the scene to direct doctrine, reveal revelations and define
Mormon Market Strategy.
The Mormons need new and creative revelations from a Pubescent Myth Maker
to be struck dumb and possessed by revelation. By the majesty of Yahweh
or Eloheim or Jehovah or God these things are possible through Divine
Right.
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints craves a new creator (NeoRevelator)
to direct the Religion Making Business beyond the old infirmed Mormon
Prophets, like Hyrum and Brigham, even Kimball . It is known through the
Melchizedek Priesthood, Mormons have exclusive use of the theologic equivolent
of Royal Jelly to smear on Potential Candidate Prophets to grow into fledged
and flying prophetic radiance. Religious Tradition must "reveal the
New Mormon Prophet for all the world to see -- so it will there for all
to see."
Ex-Jew and Ex-Mormon, Stanley U. Goldburg
President
Joseph Fielding Smith,
the tenth LDS prophet said:
"Mormonism, as it is called, must stand or fall on the story of Joseph
Smith. He was either a prophet of God, divinely called, properly appointed
and commissioned, or he was one of the biggest frauds this world has ever
seen. There is no middle ground. If Joseph Smith was a deceiver, who willfully
attempted to mislead the people, then he should be exposed; his claims
should be refuted, and his doctrines shown to be false, for the doctrines
of an impostor cannot be made to harmonize in all particulars with divine
truth. If his claims and declarations were built upon fraud and deceit,
there would appear many errors and contradictions, which would be easy
to detect."

Bloggernacle
Mormon
Bloggernacle
LDS Bloggernacle Bluster and Buzz
with the usual suspects (9/22/08)
Recent Apologetics postings by Lou Midgley and Dan Peterson
in the Mormon Bloggernacle are benign examples of what I mean. I wish
there were more discussions on our LDS Psyops and the newly developed
LDS, Leaflet Delivery System and its ability to win the hearts and minds
of more gentiles. Bickering over Apologetics Strategy is useless when
there is a wonderful wide world of gentiles to convert. We must forget
about mainstream aspirations and focus on LDS Psyops through our LDS Leaflet
Distribution Systems. We need more Predator Drone UAV aircraft for payload
delivery.
The future of the church hangs in the balance. Apologetics
is a lost cause; it's impossible to explain Mormonism, it must be felt.
The Mormon Spirit is fragile and gentiles are so crass; they lack the
sensitivity Mormons require for faith to grow, but with our LDS (leaflet
delivery system) the full fury of our perception management potential
can be realized for more Mormon Converts. We need more UAV, Unmanned Aerial
Vehicles and larger UAV, Vehicle-Payloads for better leaflet saturation
over target areas. Our future lies in effective use of our Leaflet Distribution
Systems.
Barbara Smith Palmer
Gift
of Holy Ghostliness
The Mormon Gift of Revelation
For a drug induced summary:, conjecture on the Mormon Problem,
this link will delight, elignten, enliven the discussion on Mormon Apologetics.
http://www.i4m.com/think/history/holy-ghost.htm
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