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The Salient

Hacking Mormonism

The Salient differences between LDS Mormons and Mormon Fundies appears in the fault-line between feral piety and domesticated Zealotry

Beyond the sound of one hand clapping
there is the Melchizedek Priesthood,
the powers of which allows one to keep time
with no hands clapping.

For we have not followed cunningly devised fables, when we made known unto you the power and coming of our Lord Joseph Smith, but were eyewitnesses of his majesty. Anytime you get 'the word' second hand you know it's from an unreliable narrator unless he's Mormon..

Mormon Apologetics
F.A.I.R.
Foundation for Apologetic
Information and Research

Mormons United
to Beat Back The Beast
Defending Mormonism

Of recent interest: there is now a Mormon Apolgetics Clinic for those who wish to apologize for Mormon or L.D.S. tenants and doctrine through dogmatological FAITH alone.

Foundation for Apologetic
Information and Research

Mormon apologetics are committed to beating back the beast for the good of all mankind and clearing the air for all, true faith believers and those needing a new suit of dogmalogical armor.
It's important to apologize for all the misinformation spread through the world by counter-apologetics.

Spreading misinformation about Mormons and Mormon Doctrine is important to address. Pernicious and distructive, Counter-Apologetic Mormon detractors are at every corner, like Satan himself, spreading disinformation and doubt, gentiles and agnostics are bugs to be squashed by edict of the Kolobian God.

Apologetics are comitted to the denouncement of any and all malicious impressions that may be alledged concerning the practices of a mystical cult devoted to gathering wealth and power using the gise of faith by use of religious doctrine to hyptonize their prey.

Eyewitness testimonials abound as to the truth of the Good News Mormons sent to the Universe through tin cans connected with string; truth bathed by faith in the light of radient revelations by Moroni and his Kolobian Cadre. Counterapologetics have no defense when BOM reveals the truth to the Morg. Now Dummies for Mormonism is Mormonism for Dummies: Shine a light in the dark corners of Satan's World View. Remember, Mormons worry not about the moral hazzard of faith.

Ex-Mormon,
Counter-Apologetics of MORG Apologetics
Without Apologies for Mormon action and practice there would be no Counter-Apologetics. Ex-Mormons are the leading edge of this powerful and diverse movement.
Since there are Apologetics there of course must be Counter Apologetics and so it goes.
Ex-Mormons are authorities on abuse of the human condition, human dignity, human spirit and intelligence.
Mark Twain said it best about the BOM a hundred and twenty years ago,
"The Book of Mormon is Chloroform in print."
Carrying on this Religious Tradition, a great number of Ex-Mormon sites devoted to exposing personal experience with an institution that cares not about human compassion but only to keep the herd moving along, moving along in expectation of that Promised Land; the greener pasture in the Great Hereafter.
The Mormon Pasture is not of this Earth.

"Well, that's just the way Jesus wants it," or "It's beyond our understanding," or, "it's sinful to question -- just believe," or "it's God's way or the highway."

Ex-Mormons Unite,
Counter-apologetics are in the ascension as the stars align to beat back the beast

Mormonism and Transhumanist News
Mormon Transfigurism is a mechanism to Question Questions and have it the Mormon way as it happens the ultimate in Religion making Business, Mormon Apologetics are in the religion making business for the business of making religion.
Mormon Transhumanist Association is dedicated to Mormon levitation. Mormonism is nothing if not Postmodern, levitating onward into the next dimension through apologetic blinding bedazzlement.

"The fault dear Brutus is not in
our stars; but in ourselves."

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Mormons Unite beyond God's Army Mormons United for more Mormon Unification, Mormons move Beyond Anthropocentrism to secure the realm for God's Army in the Religion Making Business

SHOCK TROOPS IN GOD'S ARMY Strength in the loins for the United States of Grace

Was Joseph Smith the first postmodernist?
Deconstruction of Joseph Smith the Gnostic

Deconstructing Joseph Smith:
Paring religion into the essence of faith alone, Joseph Smith demands the leap with no space suit and no fall back position to keep the converted mystically honest.
Given the cobbeling together of mystical notions and Biblical pronouncements along with popular American myth and thundering revelations from on high, Joseph Smith or as he is known on Kobol, Bubba Hap-Yet Tsut (on planet Kobol he is informally known as Bubba Tutsi) was the very first Postmodernist. His analytical insight into all things theological and his interest in dogmatology along with a driven need to lead a crowd drove him to jam together everything from egyptian myth, and biblical conjecture, to the re-reserection of John the Babtist, visitations with Jesus and Yahweh himself into a kluged theology of cunningly devised fables for the unwashed to embrace, to embrace a myth directed by perfect obedience through the greased wheels of the usual suspects, autocratic theocracy and ossifed doctrine –– agape!. All organized religion is under siege, asking questions does not deliver answers. Mormons, on the fringe, are not equiped (plumbed) for thinking ourside the box: Shucks Mormons already done that long ago and they did it with no space suit. pay-lay-ale!

Ephima Morphew

God's Army marches on reality to place hands on the last gentile
for the United States of Grace in the Religion Making Business

Mormon Cinema Mormons Unite to Beat Back The Beast. God's Military Adventure on Jah-oh-eh. SHOCKS TROOPS in God's Army The hunt is on for placing hands on the Last Gentile. God's army believes, "Everyone looks good in camo."

God's Army Placing Hands on Last Gentile

Mormon Cinema: The Last Gentile
Tom Cruise is rumored to have thrown off the mantle of Scientology
to become Mormon again.
Interviewed in October of 07, he revealed:
Q: "How did you rediscover you Mormon roots?"
A: "I thought Scientology was cool but Mormons have it all plus a Prophet that speaks to me personally. I was at a dead end, Scientology had a strangle hold on me. Spiritually I was somewhat lost and cast adrift until one day Mormon Missionaries showed up at my door, It was like a light bulb switched in my head, I remembered my roots as a young Mormon when I saw them. They were so nice and clean cut, they looked just like the guys in the movie "God's Army." They left some literature and said they'd come back if I had questions. At the time I was searching., needing more, my life was at a turning point. My heart went out to them; as a young Mormon, I had never gone on a Mission; it was a rite I had missed –– they were just like in the movie; I realized it was important for The Mission to be atleast a little successful and I thought I might play a small part in their lives by going along with them, if just for a little while."
Q: "So you took pity on the Mormon Missionaries?"
A: "The young Troops in God's Army were so nice, I asked them to come back and bring more information.
When they came back for another visit, I asked them, after having looked over the Book Of Mormon, I had to ask, how many times does the phrase 'It came to pass' occurr in the BOM?
One missionary, his name was Earnest, quickly snaped, with his eyes rolled upward as if snatching the figure from on high, "Thirteen hundred and eighty one times."
I was impressed, I had to memorize the same number many years ago. I plan to count for myself again."
Q: "Were you inspired by their teachings?"
A. "Yes and I watched God's Army 2, States of Grace and found it inspiring, with all those Mormon Missionaries having to interact with eachother and how they all went off to live their lives and make lots of babies."
Q: "Well, did they help in your private torments?"
A:" They brought really great Mormon material and told me what the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints was all about; I was told of heaven and how easy it was to get in if I really believed everything that Joseph Smith, the prophet, was given by revelation from God through the Angel Moroni and I remembered all the magic stuff, some of which I really didn't unederstand as a young Mormon, but now it made sense to me after my indoctrination into Scientology; it was no great leap of faith, I felt I could believe almost anything, so it was no stretch to embrace the word given to The Prophet to give to us gentiles. And I love the Book Of Mormon, with its almost Bible-Like phrasing and the use of "And it came to Pass" was the clincher for me –– it had to be true, I can't remember, why did I leave the Mormon Church in the first place?".
Q: "You had to leave the faith to recover you true faith I guess?"
A: "With Angel Moroni, the Melchizedek Priesthood and finding the Lost Tribes of Israel and the golden plates I was hooked all over again. The Mormons have such a rich religious tradition, history of persecution and sacrifice that paralles the history of early Christians. I am familiar with the Exodus to their Zion or Salt Lake but it's got more stuff too and lots of mystery and magic, and I like that. I love the oaths sworn to the faith like, when having your genitals washed in the temple, repeat after me, 'Health in the navel, marrow in the bone, strength in the loins and in the sinews, power in the priesthood be upon me and upon my posterity through all generation of time and throughout all eternity forever and ever' Pay-lay-ale. It was just like being a kid again."
Q: "Gee that was fun, So you have no doubt about your recovery from Scientology and rediscovery of the L.D.S. experience?"
A: "At first glance I thought Mormon Doctrine to be a bit loopy but now I know it's twoo, it's twoo, the BOM is the most useful experience and cure for insomnia, and I love to sleep.
I am going to enlist in God's Army too; I hope to be in the next God's Army movie,
God's Army 3, The Melchizedek Priesthood and the Last Gentile. I was assured by Richard Dutcher and Zion Films that Mormon Cinema production had a place for me.
Q: "Wow, so you are instantly engaged in active missionary work, you are now in the religion making business for the business of making religion?"
A: "I Guess so, I've joined the Religion Making Busines to march on the last gentile and I've had a hard time with the other enemy, evangelicals too. "God's Army 3, The Melchizedek Priesthood and the Last Gentile will be a thriller with lots of special effects, revelations, action and inspiration; in the new release, there are a panoply of deities for the inquiring mind to ponder, and I'm cool with that –– Mormon Cinema is now in the Business of making Religion, thanks to President Gordon B. Hinckley, we Mormons have come a long way since I was a kid."

Tom Cruise is just now finding his way back to God's Army, his Newest True Faith. Voltaire observed, "Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities." It is hoped, Scientology will recover from the Tom Cruise defection.

Ephima Morphew

Selfgenerating Messiah Bubba Hap-Yet Tsut

Recent discoveries have revealed credence to Mormon Doctrine.
There has been discovered in Peruian diggings, a golden artifact that is strikingly similar to the Egyptian script uncovered by Bubba Hap-Yet Tsut; Cosmic signs and celestial signs are aligning to give the faith a new bump up with new evidence of authenticity for Mormon Theory.
Whitney Houston and Manuel Noreiga are recent converts to Mormonism too; Karl Rove is reputed to have visited the Mormon Temple and finally heard the Siren's Call of the Mormon Organ.

Bubba Hap-Yet Tsut has spoken
The triumph of style over substance
"Neo-Gnostic Mormons unite to relearn the knuckle walk"

On Planet Kolob he's called Bubba Hap-Yet Tsut but here on earth we know him as Joseph Smith. He has through quantum teleportation reincarnated himself again and again. He has self generated a panoply of deities for the inquiring mind to ponder.

Newly Added Perks: "And it came to pass it will be there for all to see. It is better that one man should perish, than for a whole nation to dwindle and perish in disbelief." (1 Nephi 4:13)
Urim and Thummim Stones are to be given to each new convert to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
It is thought, with the power of the seer stone the new convert will be helpful in adding more insight to Mormon Doctine without asking so many questions. "It is better that one man should perish, than for a whole nation to dwindle and perish in disbelief." (1 Nephi 4:13)
It will be there for all to see.

2 Peter 1:16
Moroni, Herald to Postmodern Mysticism
just one of a panoply of deities for the
inquiring mind to ponder

growing the religion
making business through
profligate religious promiscuity

For fruther investigation into the authority and veracity of these postings, please feel free to consort with the source of all this information:

FARMS Foundation for Ancient Research and Mormon Studies
Department of Dogmatological Sciences:
Research into the meaning of life through Latter Day Sainthood and doctrinal tenants of the BOM and the Pearl of Great Price.

The meaning of: Bubba Hap-Yet Tsut
definition:
The cypher in hieroglyphics is from the 6th dynasty: as follows, "He Who Chills with the Hornblower."

Further revelations
Grow the Faith

Further revelations of Mormon Liberation Theology in the L.D.S. Church will grow the faith and expand plural marriage to include both, the sister-wife and the brother-husband. "With Brother-Husbands and Sister-Wives the loop is closed and there will be marital perfection at last more babies more ofter in heaven and on earth. Just do the math." Heavenly Mother Gonhorra approves of this doctrinal shift too.
pay-lay-ale.

Bubba Hap-Yet Tsut

Mormon Science

In our research Scari.Org has finally discovered a meaningful graphic that properly describes the Mormon Universe. For the uninitiated it's difficult to grasp the scope and breadth of Mormon Cosmology without a ruler.

We hope this link will serve to clear some of the doubts you may have regarding Mormon Science.

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Mormon Transhumanist Association is
dedicated to Mormon levitation in the afterlife.

Now: Mormons united to relearn the knuckle walk by the Divine Right Rite.

Revelation confirmed pay-lay-ale: Do the Math
Beyond the charge emanating from the planet Kolob, one must factor the gravitation of OLIBLISH and ENISH-GO-ON-DOSH, for without this calculation of mass and density the entire faith is voided, purged, by the countervailing acts of the Law of Attraction or Casimir Force contaminating the pure light of form and color spectrum of the sacred medium of Kli-flos-is-es, or Hah-ko-kau-beam's influence on the formula. Counterapologetics will claim this formula is pure bunk, but do the math and you will see these cycles affect universal order in atleast six of our nearest galaxies; the cynics are wrong, the numbers work to the advantage of true faith without stresses to revelation or doctrine. Before we ran the numbers we had no idea that Joseph Smith was such a mathematician. If Mormon detractors would only do a proper job of research on our faith they would quite possibly be our strongest agency: Pay-lay-ale,

Here are the equivalent names for the astronomical bodies mentioned in the BOM text, related to my previous works on Mormon Cosmetology:
Jah-oh-eh = Our Earth
Olea = Our Moon
Shinehah = Our Sun
Floeese = Our solar system
Kokaubeam = Stars
Ha-fa-too-wah = Astroids
Skraling = intruder to the mormon sensibility
Fluff-fluff = Space dust
Jupi-tu-ti = Our Jupiter
Arzs-me = Our Mars
Gize-nher-bhy = Local group
Isee-nycee = Pluto
Voidi - voidi = Our Space between heavenly bodies
Quicki Quicki = speed of light, 186,000 mi per sec.
Hyper-spidi = ELOHIM's travel speed in deep space
Chutz-pa = Cosmic variations of Mormon Cosmology –– Dogmotology
Oah-ta-na-siam = Our Mormon Cosmology and related sciences in BOM.
Yho-wana-skah-chi = Universal Celestial Obedience to Order (UCOO)
Gentile = One who finds no truck with any of the Mormon Tribals

Mormon Quorum In the early days Mormon Quorum Sensing was relegated to a small group of inspired Mormon Elders interested in Mormon Astrophysics and Astrology. The Mormon Quorum. This small group was able to divine the fleshing out of Mormon Cosmology after much soul searching and deep inquiry. Thanks to the Mormon Quorum Mormon Space Doctrine has weathered the storms of time to become one of the pillars of Mormon Doctrine for practicing Mormons.

Mormon Quorum, discussion of celestial afterlife

The Prophet and the Philosopher
A contemporary of Joseph Smith, spoke, after a long dissertation by the prophet –– Joseph spoke of his Religion and its Afterlife. The acquaintance, Mark Twain, listened patiently then said: "Sounds nice but you must know Joe, Heavens is for the climate and Hell is for the Company."