beyond
mortal
fallibility
You Can Be Rapture Ready for the End Time Too
Like
a million little pixies we work day and night folding, pleating and vaccuum
packing Rapture Ready Wet Wipes for customers all over the world.
Since our founding in 1996 our reach extends to ministries of all fundamentalist
and evangelical denominations.
At present we service:
Switzerland
Lithuania
Moldova
Kenya
Guatemala
Kazakhstan
Estonia
Cyprus
Brazil
Albania
Bulgaria
South
Korea
Uganda
Tiwan
Phillipine Islands
Indonesia
Canada
Iceland
Israel
India
Ukraine
Affiliations and References
Of particular interest is our affiliation
with the World Order of
Professional Dogmatologists.
The School of Ecclesiastical Sciences, School of Biblical Studies, Bible
Languages & Speaking in Tongues, Practical Theology, Ecclesiology
and Dogmatology Studies has adoped as require articles of faith, for all
incoming faculty, Rapture Ready Wet Wipes.
The one advantage of selling to Schools of Dogmatology, is that choice and doubt is foregone as Dogmatologists are not given to changing their minds.
We here at Rapture Ready wonder:
How do you teach Dogmatology?
How much emphisis does one place on tenants you know to be correct inorder
to convey to a aspiring dogmatologist? To clinch that leap of dogmatological
faith is a delicate business; not easy to sensitize a fervent believer
to the true faith without frightening the supplicant to death.
We have concluded Dogmatology must be easy to teach because you are either
with with us or against us. So without terror, torture, corhersion, imprisionment
or impalement, Dogmatology must be taught to the choir; willing empty
vessels to be filled with the glory of truth through faith alone.
Dr. Thaddeus Quella Emeritus Professor of Dogmatology
has endorsed Rapture Ready Wet Wipes as required Rapture Wear. The formost
Dogmatologist in the field of Dogmatology has endorsed Rapture Wear to
facilitate the saved in transition. Handi Rapture Ready Wet Wipes are
to be carried by all faculty and students of Dogmatology.
At all times Dogmatologists must have Rapture Ready Wet Wipes on their
person.
Inspired author, John Hagee of Jerusalem Countdown, is a deep thinker and strong advocate for the redeeming quality of Rapture Wear.
Endorcements:
Christians United For Israel
Cufi Leader, John Hagee has his regular
orders of special Hagee Rapture Ready Wear. His Super Hagee King-Size
Rapture Ready Wear is popular for those who expect the Lord to do some
heavy-lifting.
McCain and Hagee at a Cufi Rapture Ready Rally
John Hagee of CUFI was an early adopter of Rapture Ready Rapture Wear, now, John McCain is onboard too. There is hope for them, is there hope for you?
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Are you among those who will be left behind? be ready with our official rapture ready handi wipes and adult diapers
the end time can be sublime or may be filled with tribulation and trepidation, protect yourself from embaressing shocks to the system.
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refreshed and brimming with humility.
Unfortunately, The Supreme Cognitive Entity Knowingly Smiles on all Gods Children. It's not fair but it's something we have to live with.
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The
shock to the system for which no one can be amply prepared Rapture Ready
or not.
Rapture Readiness is not rocket science or prosperity theology but a belief
in Endtime Prophecy; a glass half full is not a glass half empty.
Kudzu in Mississippi
Keeping the kudzu beat back is not just a job for the goats in
Mississippi. The Power of Prayer trumps mortal fallibility, the moral
hazard of faith
Forcing God's Hand, Kudzu Eradication in Mississippi
through prayer
Another miracle, Kudzu eradication through prayer management successes
But it's not easy
It's not easy to petition the Lord with prayer, it takes dicipline, adherence to Dominion Theology and a strict schedule for the power of prayer to hit hard –– it has to be heard.
This field of Kudzu had rendered our crucifixes unidentifiable, however, after six months of prayer, one cross is on the mend. As can be seen the second crucifix was decimated before we could repair the damage, the third cross disappeared under the vail of Kudzu five years ago.
The
Power and Mystery of Faith
When practicing prayer management it's good to start with baby
steps. Try to accomplish simple tasks before taking on monumental accomclishments
through managed prayer sessions.
Try to raise or levitate simple objects. Your prayer group could try to
levitate something simple like paper clip or a feather. From success in
these reasonably simple accomplishments you and your group can, with confidence,
apply this skill to more challenging feats of faith.
Remember start simple and let your energy flow to good works for your
creator. The power is yours and follow your bliss.
A visit to our Rapture Ready Headquarters
Rapture Ready World Headquarters, summertime offices and shop
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to be rapture ready with wet wipes, handi for the Tribulation too
When
it's time for the End Time, will you be ready? Whether you are destine
to Rapture or not, it's good to be prepared for either occasion. The Tribulation
will occur with thundering speed, a lurch of reality will beset all humanity,
one must be prepared with Rapture Ready Handi wipes and Adult Diapers,
as you must know, a shock to the system can cause loss of control. Be
ready for the trip –– be Rapture Ready. They say it will happen
in the blink of an eye with little warning –– Don't be left
behind.|
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Will the End Times be as advertised or will it be a "Is that all there is" experience. It's up to you to make it what it can be. Just Do It and go with the flow to avoid congestion and everything will be Ok.
When Forcing God's Hand, you know the Tribulation will be wet work for
most, Apostates, infidels and gentiles will be squashed like bugs while
the chosen will pass through the veil into The Promised land with barely
a whimper;
They will be drawen through the etherial vortex with little material distortion.
Be among the chosen. It does't hurt to Be Really Rapture Ready . . .
When I think of the hereafter that comes with
the rapture, I too think in pink and blue. Yes, Rapture Readiness is shared
by humanity's wish to arrive fresh, smelling sweet and brimming with humility.
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The Supreme Cognitive Entity Knowingly Smiles on all Gods Children until
the Rapture is upon us..
