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the end time can be sublime or may be filled with tribulation and trepidation, protect yourself from embaressing shocks to the system.
Endorcements:
Christians United For Israel are Forcing God's Hand. Cufi
Leader, John Hagee has his regular orders of special Hagee Rapture Ready
Wear. His Super Hagee King-Size Rapture Wear is popular for those who
expect the Lord to do some heavy-lifting.
Trifecta:
Lieberman, McCain and Hagee, Cufi rally
CUFI
Hagee, McCain, Lieberman all together now,
reading from the same sacred scripture to the end.
Like Tom Delay both John McCain and Joe Lieberman are on board with John Hagee's CUFI movement to ring in the End-Time Prophecy, to conjure Armageddon with Rapture Ready paraphernalia. These visionnaries are prepared to go the extra mile in the marathon to secure the fruits of heaven for the true faith believers in the rapture. Good Luck CUFI.
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Can You Be Rapture Ready for the End Time Too?
When it's time for the End Time, will you be ready? Whether you are destine to Rapture or not, it's good to be prepared for either occasion. The Tribulation will occur with thundering speed, a lurch of reality will beset all humanity, one must be prepared with Rapture Ready Handi wipes and Adult Diapers, as you must know, a shock to the system can cause loss of control. Be ready for the trip –– be Rapture Ready. They say it will happen in the blink of an eye with little warning –– Don't be left behind.
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Will the End Times be as advertised or will it be a "Is that all there is" experience. It's up to you to make it what it can be. Just Do It and go with the flow to avoid congestion and everything will be Ok.
Republicans
are En-Raptured by CUFI
CUFI and AIPAC,
AIPAC and CUFI
Republican Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is deep into rapture
readiness and CUFI lore. None of this seemed to matter to Lieberman, who
delivered a long sermon hailing Hagee as nothing less than a modern-day
Moses. Lieberman went on to describe Hagee's flock as "even greater
than the multitude Moses commanded."
Christians United For Israel members are eager to reveal their excitement
at the prospect of Armageddon occurring tomorrow or the day after, but
it must happen soon -- sooner is better.
The Isreal Lobby, AIPAC, conferrs a ringing endorcement of CUFI.
CUFI has added the grassroots muscle of the Christian right to the already
potent Israel lobby. Hagee and his devotees have forged close ties with
the Bush White House and members of Congress from Sen. Joseph Lieberman
to Sen. John McCain. In its call for a unilateral military attack on Iran
and the expansion of Israeli territory, CUFI has found unwavering encouragement
from traditional pro-Israel groups like AIPAC and elements of the Israeli
government. Zion and Cufi are in lockstep, on the warpath to Armageddon
the last battle for God's Army, fully equipped and appointed in full Rapture
Ready regalia.
You know the Tribulation will be wet work for most, Apostates, infidels and gentiles will be squashed like bugs while the chosen will pass into The Promised land with barely a whimper; They will be drawen through the etherial vortex with little material distortion. Be among the chosen. To be Rapture Ready is essential.
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