Research Mars Expedition
Life on Mars a flimsy charm?
Mars within grasp
beyond the moon walk to Plumbing The Heavens
George Bush is now committed
to move on Mars
George Dubya is now committed to human exploration of the Red Planet.
The Mars Exploration, to continue on for the foreseeable future
Images released by NASA from the Mars Desert Research
Manned Mission Project to Mars in 2012
On Mars: Our Leader has spoken, The Visionary Pundit, Poet, Linguist, Rhetorician,
Patriot, Scientist and Jet Pilot, George W. Bush has outlined the Road Map to
Mars, A new frontier for us to conquer, Mars or Bust.
President Bush speaks of Men
On Mars and the Manned Mars Mission:
"Disregarding body odors from men
living in close quarters and interminable space suit chafe, our
into the cosmos will be the conquest of places those Muslims would never dream
NASA photo of the Manned Mars Expedition.
Press Photo taken at Mars
Desert Research Station near Battle Mountain, Nevada. George Dubya is looking
very very exploratory with his new hardended bullet proof uniform, he is off looking
for evidence for his rationale for going to search for precious stuff and things
to be dragged into heaps to indemnify his trip to a place that has no fund raisers,
no atmosphere no voters and no brush to clear. "We're going because it's
there, it's a metaphor for what the human spirit and our better angels can do
and pray you don't have to poop and don't fall down".
Men on Mars, coming soon.
Mars Landing slated
Exciting news for the Manned Mars Landing buffs. "It
will be a push to get us up and out of earth's orbit and on to the business of
going where no man has gone before, Now we've found methods to do it on the cheap.
It's now on to the last frontier with the obsessive compulsive behavior that has
distinguished our national character. It's time to plumb the heavens for man."
Exobiologists seek to understand how life originated
on Earth by studying chemical and physical conditions elsewhere in our solar system
and our galaxy. The origin of life on Earth is not well understood but was evidently
based on chemical evolution from simple compounds present on the newly formed
planet to create a system of replicating organic chemicals. George W. Bush knows
these things and is interested in further knowledge so no child will be left behind.
Mars Exploration is on the boards for two thousand twelve. One small step
for George, one huge step for the Space Cabal.
Chief Among the beneficiaries:
Lockheed Martin, Boeing, California Institute of Technology, Thiokol Corp. Raytheon
Co., Allied-Signal Inc. TRW Inc., Computer Sciences Corp., EG&G Inc. United
Technologies Corp., Johns Hopkins University, Science Applications Intl. Corp.,
to say nothing of us, NASA, next to the CIA and NSA, we are the biggest black
hole in which our national resources can be cast another jewel in
the crown, Kellogg, Brown and Root (Halliburton) will supply all happy meals and
despose of effluent. Planning is going according to plan. Updates Coming Soon.
Unfortunately, it is difficult to study early Earth directly
because the earliest geological formations have been largely erased by human habitation
and despoilment. In contrast, on Mars we can still see the early crust in a form
of untouched by man. Major exobiology goals for Mars are to
1. Determine whether
life presently exists on Mars or, as is thought more likely, has existed in the
2. Define the nature of early Martian environments and find any desirable
mineral deposits that may be of value to our stated goals.
3. Determine the
history of the biogenic elements (Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Sulfur,
Phosphorus) on Mars and of organic chemistry there (that is, the chemistry of
carbon bearing compounds whether biologic or abiologic in origin)
methods for fund disbursal to major NASA contractors so as to spread the spoils
in an even and equitable manner.
5. Develop new stuff and things, spin offs
that can grow the economy here on earth.
Example: Kellogg Brown and Root has
already developed a freeze dried, irradiated ration for space travel or the battlefield.
Called the Halliburger, this ration will last for twelve years while remaining
soft and chewy as a marshmellow. The Halliburger as fast food is soon to be available
In order to achieve these goals, Mars exploration spacecraft
will visit sites where we may expect to find sedimentary rocks containing evidence
of biologically-important minerals (such as carbonates, sulfates, phosphates)
and preserved organic compounds. (Note that organic molecules are rapidly destroyed
at the surface of Mars today by the intense ultraviolet light from the Sun --
light that, on Earth, is filtered out by our ozone layer). Mars exploration may
even lead to the discovery of a fossil record of past microbial life. If microbes
can be found there is the distinct possibility of coaxing new products to life.