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Is sex an animal torment to be avoided?
Are there places you wish to go, feelings you wish to have?
Do you experience Existential Dread?
Are there needs unmet, potentials untapped?
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Is there more to life than just thinking about sex?
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Christians unite to retrieve their sexuality,
their humanity, their love of fellow man Agape!
Really it's all about Jesus
Startegic Error: Man, having created Gods in his own image now
must relearn animist wisdom. Animists knew when the critters (Animal
Spirits) disappear there is penatence to be done. Unfortunately penatence
does not reserrect extinct species, penatenence is usless for the reserrection
of nature, the habitat of anthropacentrism leaves only political animals
inspired by scriptures, like trained apes, to repeat the phrases that
created the willful neglect of the real reality. Really it's all about
ignorance. We don't need aliens to invade our planet, to take over our
minds and bodies, we have ourselves to battle for the moral economic
and spiritual higher ground "And fare thee well."
The Gräfenberg Spot engaging neurotransmitters with subsequent
pleasure to the brain. As they say, "it's all in your head"
even when one thinks it's coming from somewhere else.
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Beyond the G Spot, many other spots require counseling by the Counselor's
Integral to full and robust recovery Rebirthing Debriefing is essential.
gone wrong: Not all penis enhancements bare fruitful results.
There are caveats to the many penis enhancement processes, things
can go wrong, terribly wrong. For those afflicted by the undesirable
after effects of misplaced enlargements, there is help. Counselor's
Hotline is there for you.
this pathology may be reversible in seven percent of cases treated.
There is hope but for many learning to live with the distortion
of undesirable, irreversible body part enlargements, there is
required resignation to one's new status as a survivor of botched
penis enhancement therapy; a counter therapy regimen of Liposuction
may provide some relief, however there are side effects, loss
of libido and listlessness are among the side affects effecting
misplaced and undesired enlargements. For those with unmanageable
distortion, our clinic can provide the elevation of self-esteem
through a network of afflicted patients, regular group therapy
sessions can provide some comfort. Reinforcement networking has
provided thousands with a happy and fruitful existence no matter
what effects afflicted patients may suffer, no matter what ailment
affecting one's psychic space, through spiritual sustenance their
is hope. The Survivors Network works.
Counseling is the last best hope for a somewhat full and useful
Penis Enhancement Counseling
Penis Enhancement with undesirable ancellary
effect. While the patient's penis remained unaffected by therapy,
other body parts took on a life of their own. This morphology
occurrs in nearly 32% of patients treated, still there are millions
who desire a larger penis. This desire stems from a need for
men to be loved regardless of character or intellect.
He once had a powerful muscular body with, what he considered,
an inadequate phallus. Now his body has changed and he still
has the same penis. Don't let this happen to you.
Not all penis enlargments affect the appropiate body part leaving
effects undesirable and, frankly, miserable to live with.
While this patient has nipples perfect for piercing, he is not
the type to desire bling bling decoration. He once had a powrful
muscular body with, what he considered, an inadquate male probe
to plumb the depts of her sexuality.
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Penis Enhanced and extented to maximum potential for the pleasure
of the oppisite sex
is not always a happily ever after senario.
This man is on the cusp of unconsciousness.
Abe Feltenstein posing with his flaccid penis.
Abraham's Phallus when fully erect (engorged) requires so much
blood that lucid conciousness is forgone leaving him unable
to perform even the most rudimentary carnal tasks. First, motor
control is foregone with dizzyness, then unconsiousness is soon
to follow. Once flaccid he again awakes with no memory of his
sexual encounter leaving a potential sexual companion or partner
flummoxed by his behavior. Through counseling Abe's attitude
toward his plight is much improved. Over time, he has learned
to engage in foreplay without sexual arrousal leaveing him fully
conscious and able to enjoy sexual flirtations with memory of
the entire encounter. Coitus is not an option with his condidion,
however, he can engage in light foreplay, petting and stroking
with little dizzyness. With future therapy, there may be the
possibility for Abraham to consider having sex (for procreation
only) a full erection and eventual penetration may be possible
with sufficient blood tranfusions and intervenious drip solutions
Enhancement Counseling Continued:
Syndrome affects one out of seven men having undegone a variety
of penis enlargement regimens.
even when successful may be more a part of the problem than the
solution. While sperm count is usually unaffected, the ability
for doners to transmit seminal fluids to a recipient is rendered
It's not easy, being a man looking for love today. Some have taken
their needs to a level that may excite a middle aged obiese mother
of twelve but the price paid for that conquest my leave one incapable
of normal member balance or wholesome interactions
happy relationships and a satisfying sex life is forgone for the
pretense of sexual performance leaveing the sexually enhanced
male as as impotent as a Eunuch.
is not alway as promised. For some the newly extended member with
adequate girth has side effects, affecting sexual permormance.
Some men with extreme endowments lose consiousness when sexually
aroused. This is frustrating for sex partners and dangerous when
attempting masterbation while standing. The affected party often
has no memory of the event. Not all penis enlargments affect the
appropiate body part favorably, leaving effects undesirable and,
frankly, miserable to live with.
Rasputin deep in thought
Rasputin in Contemplation
Famous stud, Rasputin was rendered impotent after additional
enhancement exercises. His fate was directly tied to the
fall of the Romanov Dynasty. Penis Enhancement had some
influence on the paranoia of the Court of St. Perersburg.
His threat to the power of the Tzar was realized as his
murder was responsible for the toppeling ot the Romanov
Dynesty. Communists were ancillary to the death of Tzar
Nicolaus and family. Rasputin's Penis lives on today in
pickeling solution, a momument to Courtly Love, the preservation
of the myth and a sense of wonder.
Some have not
succeeded in carrying on their blood line. Phallus inhacement
bore no fruit for Rasputin
Even though Rasputin, throughout his life, had
never taken a bath, yet he was in high demand by females of the
Romanov Court wishing to use his tool.
Rasputin's early life is shrouded in mystery, and the public
fragments come from family oral traditions. At age eighteen he
joined the outlawed heretical Khlysty (Flagellants) sect, 'stealing'
their mixture of mystical piety and breathless sexual hedonism.
Rasputin later travelled to the Orthodox Christian centers at
Mount Athos, Greece, and Jerusalem, rapidly earning a reputation
as a 'staretz' (self-proclaimed holy man and folk healer) and
master hypnotist. This antinomian aspect of Rasputin later influenced
'Church of Satan' founder Anton Szandor LaVey, and counter-pointed
the teachings of Graeco-Armenian magus George Ivanovitch Gurdjieff
who thaught a severe form of penis enhancement starting from an
early age. Rasputin having excelled in his discipline was absorbed
into the Russian Royal Court as a lamp lighter; he rose quickly
in the Byzantine higherarchy through shred manipulation of his
sexual prowess. Rasputin's demise was largely propelled by jealousy
Rasputin's Penis: This penis is neither erect
nor flacid but it's pickled since Rasputin's body was found
in the Neva River. His murder was a long and a very dreadful
event; he was not cooperative in its execution. In mid winter,
Rasputin was finally thrown in the Neva River to be found one
week later. His lungs were full of water demonstrating that
he continued to live after being poisoned, stabbed and shot,
then clubbed to a pulp. His trophy penis is on display in St.
Petersburg. One can only hope his soul went to heaven.
The Penis of Rasputin: In the St. Petersburg Museum is a seminal
example of gender obsession gone wrong, ending terribly for
the owner of this member..
the Empress had become so dependent on Rasputin, Prince Felix Yussupov
and other members of the family believed murder was the only way to
get rid of the monk.
On December 16, 1916 Yussupov invited Rasputin to his home in St. Petersburg.
Feeding him cyanide-laced wine and cakes, Yussopov thought killing Rasputin
would be easy. He was wrong. Rasputin did not eat sweets. Rasputin collapsed
from the poison, but did not die.
Later, the alleged details of the murder came out. Yussopov shot Rasputin
in the chest, but still he did not die. One of the conspirators shot
him twice as Rasputin tried to flee. The shots disabled the monk, but
legend has it, he was still alive as the men threw his body into the
Neva River. His body was found one week later. Recent revelations from
Russian Archives, however, paint a different picture of Rasputin's death.
Turns out he wasn't as hard to kill as the story his murderers told
at the time of his death.
Rasputin had made an eerie prediction before he died.
If I am killed by common assassins and especially by my brothers the
Russian peasants, you, Tsar of Russia, have nothing to fear for your
children, they will reign for hundreds of years in Russia.
...if it was your relations who have wrought my death, then no one in
your family, that is to say, none of your children or relations will
remain alive for two years. They will be killed by the Russian people...
I shall be killed. I am no longer among the living. Pray, pray, be strong,
think of your blessed family.
Three months after Rasputin's death by the hand of Romanov "relations,"
Nicholas was deposed as Tsar (March, 1917). Less than two years later,
the "mad monk's member" disappeared, now recovered and proberly
preserved, Rasputin's phallus is on display for public wonder.
page is dedicated to Jed Barish, one of the founding fathers of
snakes pulling a train
Kinky Friedman, another
Jew Boy is born in Tyler Texas
Jed Barish Story, the Jizz of Success
or Snakes Pulling a Train
The story of how the son of a Rabbi became one of the best in porn and
The Son of Rabbi Louis Barish and Rebecca Barish has gone from "Basic
Jewish Beliefs" to be the Founding Father of Basic Exploitation
"Phone Sex." Jed's sister, Leora Barish, a noted
scriptwriter along with her husband Henry Bean have taken the, relatively
speaking, artistic high road while Jed Barish ran with the fundament,
fondling the tender parts for profit; giving the world as much sex as
could possibly be used.
The brother of Leora Barish has made great strides for promoting MENSA
and the Counselor's Hotline.
Jed's father, Rabbi Louis Barish and mother Rebecca Barish are responsible
for a son that has made his living creating yet more sexual skree to
confuse and befuddle the lonely adolescent, the lost soul, the hard
core porn addict than any Biblical Prophecy. Like selling meth to a
user, Jed, is one among a timeless many to elevate the genitalia beyond
its practical function.
It is noted that Jed Barish is one of a very few Mensa Pornographers.
Most Mensanians engage in other persuits inorder to keep from going
crazy from bordom.
By Joyce Patterson-Rogers,
Edited by Jed Barish
Those of you who know Jed
Barish may be surprised to find out that he was born in Tyler TX. He
is just as surprised as you are. Jed's father is a Rabbi and was an
army chaplain for 24 years, so his family moved to many different locations.
Jed vaguely remembers that at five years old, his father was assigned
to an Army base in Germany. Jed learned to speak German very quickly.
His family lived near a ferry boat dock and one day little Jed presented
himself to the ferry boat operators and announced that he was working
for them and they were to pay him one penny for each ferry crossing.
He remembers enjoying crossing the river back and forth as well as receiving
his salary. He still has most of the money.
School in Germany was tough on Jed. The kids were always beating up
the "little Jew boy" so one day he brought weapons to school
to defend himself. Jed was busted and immediately packed off to a nuthouse
in NYC, at around age 12. Jed, who became addicted to nicotine with
his first cigarette (stolen from a camp counselor when he was approximately
9 years old), was horrified to find out he wasn't allowed to smoke;
he quickly negotiated a nefarious arrangement to supply him with cigarettes
and things went fairly smoothly for him while he resided on the first
floor of this posh institution. However, after the easily manipulated
left, Jed couldn't procure cigarettes and as he got angrier, found himself
moved from "gen-pop" to "Death Row" on the 7th floor.
There they pounded his sad little head with electric shocks. Then they
shipped him to the State nuthouse where Jed soon negotiated his way
Jed was sent to a private school for crazy but smart children in New
Hampshire. He remembers that the headmaster had giant sheep dogs and
bunches of cats that slept on top of the dogs. (Jed finds it an irony
that the headmaster was prosecuted for sleeping on top of young students
many years later). Jed's roommate was an electronic genius, Peter Farnsworth
Hebb, who built a television with a remote, a stereo and many other
automated devices long before Silicon Valley made these electronic wonders
available to the general population. Peter and Jed even tapped into
the electricity from a neighboring building and ran a line, burying
it underground, to their window; later, the headmaster failed at his
attempt to punish them by turning off the electricity to their room.
Jed lasted six or seven months in that school. The angry boy was sent
to many schools only to be kicked out. What a crazy dude!
At around age 15, Jed started hanging out in Greenwich Village, N.Y.
He worked at an employment agency and sold sex in his spare time. Jed
has always been an entrepreneur. He tried to start a nightclub for lesbians
but when a friend called from Kansas City, extolling its virtues and
inviting Jed to come work for an employment agency in Kansas City, he
left New York. When the Kansas City employment agency went out of business
and stiffed the employees out of their paychecks, Jed broke into the
locked office, stole the payroll checks, cashed them all over town and
left for Chicago on the night train. "God, that was fun!"
Jed traveled around America for some years, making his living by whoring,
cashiering and writing bad checks. Then Jed met a guy who got him a
job in the circus. They hitchhiked to Winston-Salem, falling into many
interesting adventures along the way. He continued traveling and after
spending a month in pre-civil rights New Orleans, Jed ended up in Berkeley
to visit a girl he knew from his New Hampshire school days. There, at
age 20, he met one of his great mentors, the artist, Tetsu Okuhara.
Jed's mentor told him he should end this ridiculous lifestyle and suggested
Jed move to Japan and change his "silly behavior." Jed took
Tetsu's advice but he couldn't get a work permit in Japan so he ended
up in Korea. It was there that Jed went to work for a military contractor.
Jed had never even heard of Vietnam until his employer locked all the
employees on the military base for the first bombing of North Vietnam.
Jed married his Korean wife, Sun cha, at age 22 just before leaving
for Vietnam to do construction work. (Jed and Sun cha have one son,
Daniel who lives in Las Vegas). He worked as Assistant Manager at Vung
Tao, a resort area. He later became Camranh Bay Site Manager. Managing
1,100 workers taught him many skills; he learned that if he paid people
well, with both respect and money, that they'd help him out. Jed learned
how to drive in Vietnam. He learned to drive every piece of machinery
that was there. He was in charge of building PXs,bathrooms, barracks
and tent floors. Jed observed the "trickle up" theory prevailing
as Korea became very prosperous while the Vietnam War progressed.
Jed left Vietnam in 1967. He stopped in Bangkok en route to Korea, indulged
himself in Sing Ha beer and a hooker and got so sick he missed his flight
home to Korea; that flight crashed in Hong Kong Harbor. He got a job
and spent a year in Thailand.
Jed was smuggling gold and watches between Korea and Hong Kong for a
little less than a year when he got arrested in Hong Kong airport for
possession of marijuana. He feels it was a blessing in disguise because
it was the beginning of metal detectors in airports. He spent 3 horrible
days in a Hong Kong jail for possession of 3 joints. The very worst
part, for Jed, was that he couldn't smoke.
Jed went back to Korea, got a resident permit and started exporting
handbags, building up a very prosperous business, until 1974. By then
son, Daniel, was 5 years old and ready for school. Jed and Sun cha traveled
all over the U.S. to figure out where to move. In Las Vegas they found
". . .the most people with the least brains and the most money"
and chose to live here for that reason.
In Las Vegas, Jed finally fulfilled a life-long dream of joining Mensa;
he joined SNvM in January 1977. Mensa was fabulous for Jed; after being
isolated all those years overseas, he finally had friends who "spoke
the same language" and with whom he had great fun and adventures.
Unfortunately, Sun cha was jealous of the camaraderie Jed developed
with his SNvM friends and it triggered a divorce. Jed and Sun cha remain
friends and united in parenting their son, Daniel.
After the divorce, Jed indulged in Stan Dale "Sex, Love and Intimacy"
workshops, and far too many insipid "bimbo" girlfriends. He
started a phone sex business with one of "bimboest" of all
of them, who stole money from the business. He restarted the phone sex
business and, after a couple of false starts, built one of the most
innovative phone sex businesses in the country. Jed created fantasy
themes, created jobs for the disabled, paid good wages and made millions.
Today, he's no longer in the phone sex business.
Recently, Jed got the bright idea to ignore every rule of business that
he learned over the years and opened Umiau, a furniture store on Pecos
just north of Sunset, to sell ultra-modern, futuristic furniture that
only he and his business partners (but nobody else) love. He's adjusting
the inventory and testing the market with a new Italian glass line.
Jed feels he finally has a wonderful balanced life with his platonic
partner of 3 years and true love, Monica, whom he believes is a fallen
angel and reincarnation of his beloved Seven Cat. Jed, Monica and pet
cat, Pu, plan to move to San Francisco for a 3-month trial of continuous
hula hooping for charity in Golden Gate Park. If it works out, they
plan to make the move permanent. Pu is very excited.
Jed is too old and ugly and tired to return to a life of crime. So don't
worry about his soul. He starts Social Security this year. His sister
wrote the movie Desperately Seeking Susan. His father wrote Basic Jewish
Beliefs. Jed wrote bad porn. Jed wishes more people would smoke. Jed
wishes more people bought futuristic furniture. Jed's OK.
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