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Irreversible body part enlargements require resignation to one's
new status as a survivor of botched enhancement therapy
Further, Beyond the G Spot, many other
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*Rules
of Courtly Love
A firm grasp of the methods and strategy of courtly
love will serve well as a guide for genital enhancement.
The Twelve Chief Rules in
Love
From The Art of Courtly Love
by Andreas Capellanus
It is important to remember: Once the rules
of love are mastered one can ignore those rules one finds inconvenient
or inappropiate.
1. Thou shalt avoid avarice like the deadly pestilence and shalt
embrace its opposite.
2. Thou shalt keep thyself chaste for the sake of her whom thou
lovest.
3. Thou shalt not knowingly strive to break up a correct love
affair that someone else is engaged in.
4. Thou shalt not chose for thy love anyone whom a natural sense
of shame forbids thee to marry.
5. Be mindful completely to avoid falsehood.
6. Thou shalt not have too many who know of thy love affair.
7. Being obedient in all things to the commands of ladies, thou
shalt ever strive to ally thyself to the service of Courtly
Love.
8. In giving and receiving love's solaces let modesty be ever
present.
9. Thou shalt speak no evil.
10. Thou shalt not be a revealer of love affairs.
11. Thou shalt be in all things polite and courteous i.e. courtly.
12. In practising the solaces of love thou shalt not exceed
the desires of thy lovers.
Bio-Diversity
is Not a Rorschach Test
Evolutionary Psychology at play in so many ways,
some strategies have changed little

Social Biology in Blue, porn, or is it all in the
head? Success is all in the head.
E. O. Wilson observed," God does not play dice
but loves game theory."
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Blue,
Dark Blue,
Social Biology
or is it just Fellatio?
Social
Biology strips away the surface to deal with the base
strategy for the successes of social animals..
For the Homo Sapian, on the atomic level of eroticism
there is much to study, much to understand while less
social creatures require little fealty or submission for
procreation, we humans have developed foreplay and hindplay
into high art. Our past practices whether religiously
based or secular beg understanding. Some may believe this
is a religious act while others may claim the act is wraped
(bound) in our DNA.
This image reveals the more erotic aspects of fellatio
while exposing the mechanics of an act of selflessness
unless money or favors are exchanged. Milton Friedman
would claim this is the invisible hand at work, however
there is much more in play to overcome vulnerability for
competitive advantage than boasting of sexual conquest.
Some would exclaim, "I know pornography when I see
it," while others would say, "Porn is in the
eye of the beholder," while both have their basis
for reason, there is missing, the genetic chaining that
created the wonder of this phenomenon; infinitely flexible,
the sheer marvel of human adaptation for our need to survive
on to the next big thing creates many mutations, this
being but one..
Through quorum sensing by our biological database, replenished
with yet more permutations leaving more biological foot
prints, markers, that require study and rebirthing debriefing
for our species to carry forward yet more and better methods
for communication among and betweem the sexes for the
sake of Bio Diversity
Thaddeus Quella
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*More Rules:
Upper Echelon Courtly Love Behavior
The Art of Courtly Love
From The Art of Courtly Love
by Andreas Capellanus
As can be seen there are many rules to Courtly
Love, but as it is, most rules can be ignored if one is expert
in the art of courtly love making.
1. Marriage is no real excuse for not loving.
2. He who is not jealous cannot love.
3. No one can be bound by a double love.
4. It is well known that love is always increasing or decreasing.
5. That which a lover takes against the will of his beloved
has no relish.
6. Boys do not love until they reach the age of maturity.
7. When one lover dies, a widowhood of two months is required
of the survivor.
8. No one should be deprived of love without the very best of
reasons.
9. No one can love unless he is propelled by the persuasion
of love.
10. Love is always a stranger in the home of avarice.
11. It is not proper to love any woman whom one would be ashamed
to seek to marry.
12. A true lover does not desire to embrace in love anyone except
his beloved.
13. When made public love rarely endures.
14. The easy attainment of Courtney Love is of little value:
difficulty of attainment makes it prized thing.
15. Every lover regularly turns pale in the presence of his
beloved.
16. When a lover suddenly catches sight of his beloved his heart
palpitates.
17. A new love puts an old one to flight.
18. Good character alone makes any man worthy of courtney love.
19. If love diminishes, it quickly fails and rarely revives.
20. A man in love is always apprehensive.
21. Real jealousy always increases the feeling of love.
22. Jealousy increases when one suspects his beloved.
23. He whom the thought of love vexes eats and sleeps very little.
24. Every act of a lover ends in the thought of his beloved.
25. A true lover considers nothing good except what he thinks
will please his beloved.
26. Love can deny nothing to love.
27. A lover can never have enough of the solaces of his beloved.
28. A slight presumption causes a lover to suspect his beloved.
29. A man who is vexed by too much passion usually does not
love.
30. A true lover is constantly and without intermission possessed
by the thought of his beloved.
31. Nothing forbids one woman being loved by two or more men
or one man by two or more women.
32. A good sized member may be reason alone for courtly love
to flare.
33. Romantic love and courtly lust are the only real prizes
for courtly lovers to trade beside body fluids.
34. An intellectual is anyone who finds something more interesting
than sex.
Caveat: In today's fast and
loose social construct, there may be reason to ignore some of
the Rules of Courtly Love, howerer, it is important to be able
to recite them to anyone who may question your knowledge on
the topic.
Remember: Those who have knowledge have power.
Lest we forget, "unknown knowns are known unknowns that
have been forgotten"
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Penis
Enhancement Counseling
Penis Enhancement
gone wrong: Not all penis enhancements bare fruitful results.
There are caveats to the many penis enhancement processes, things
can go wrong, terribly wrong. For those afflicted by the undesirable
after effects of misplaced enlargements, there is help. Counselor's
Hotline is there for you.
Remember:
this pathology may be reversible in seven percent of cases treated.
There is hope but for many learning to live with the distortion
of undesirable, irreversible body part enlargements, there is
required resignation to one's new status as a survivor of botched
penis enhancement therapy; a counter therapy regimen of Liposuction
may provide some relief, however there are side effects, loss
of libido and listlessness are among the side affects effecting
misplaced and undesired enlargements. For those with unmanageable
distortion, our clinic can provide the elevation of self-esteem
through a network of afflicted patients, regular group therapy
sessions can provide some comfort. Reinforcement networking has
provided thousands with a happy and fruitful existence no matter
what effects afflicted patients may suffer, no matter what ailment
affecting one's psychic space, through spiritual sustenance their
is hope. The Survivors Network works.
Counseling is the last best hope for a somewhat full and useful
life.
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Penis Enhancement with undesirable ancellary effects
are driven by the need for love. While the patient's penis remained
unaffected by therapy, other body parts took on a life of their
own. This morphology occurrs in nearly 32% of patients treated,
still there are millions who desire a larger penis. This desire
stems from a need for men to be loved regardless of character
or intellect.
He once had a powerful muscular body with, what he considered,
an inadequate phallus. Now his body has changed and he still
has the same penis. Don't let this happen to you.
Not all penis enlargments affect the appropiate body part leaving
effects undesirable and, frankly, miserable to live with.
While this patient has nipples perfect for piercing, he is not
the type to desire bling bling decoration. He once had a powrful
muscular body with, what he considered, an inadquate male probe
to plumb the depts of her sexuality.
Dr. Wilson Norman

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Penis Enhanced and extented to maximum potential
for the pleasure of the oppisite sex is not always a happily
ever after senario.
This man is on the cusp of unconsciousness.

Abe Feltenstein posing with his flaccid penis.
Abraham's Phallus when fully erect (engorged) requires so much
blood that lucid conciousness is forgone leaving him unable
to perform even the most rudimentary carnal tasks. First, motor
control is foregone with dizzyness, then unconsiousness is soon
to follow. Once flaccid he again awakes with no memory of his
sexual encounter leaving a potential sexual companion or partner
flummoxed by his behavior. Through counseling Abe's attitude
toward his plight is much improved. Over time, he has learned
to engage in foreplay without sexual arrousal leaveing him fully
conscious and able to enjoy sexual flirtations with memory of
the entire encounter. Coitus is not an option with his condidion,
however, he can engage in light foreplay, petting and stroking
with little dizzyness. With future therapy, there may be the
possibility for Abraham to consider having sex (for procreation
only) a full erection and eventual penetration may be possible
with sufficient blood tranfusions and intervenious drip solutions
while performing.
Dr. Wilson Norman
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Penis
Enhancement Counseling Continued:
Penis Enhancement
Syndrome affects one out of seven men having undegone a variety
of penis enlargement regimens.
Penis enhancement
even when successful may be more a part of the problem than the
solution. While sperm count is usually unaffected, the ability for
doners to transmit seminal fluids to a recipient is rendered impossible.
It's not
easy, being a man looking for love today. Some have taken their
needs to a level that may excite a middle aged obiese mother of
twelve but the price paid for that conquest my leave one incapable
of normal member balance or wholesome interactions
happy relationships and a satisfying sex life is forgone for the
pretense of sexual performance leaveing the sexually enhanced
male as as impotent as a Eunuch.
Penis
Enhancement Syndrome
Penis Enhancement
is not alway as promised. For some the newly extended member with
adequate girth has side effects, affecting sexual permormance.
Some men with extreme endowments lose consiousness when sexually
aroused. This is frustrating for sex partners and dangerous when
attempting masterbation while standing. The affected party often
has no memory of the event. Not all penis enlargments affect the
appropiate body part favorably, leaving effects undesirable and,
frankly, miserable to live with.
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Rasputin in Contemplation
Famous stud, Rasputin was rendered impotent after additional
enhancement exercises. His fate was directly tied to the
fall of the Romanov Dynasty. Penis Enhancement had some
influence on the paranoia of the Court of St. Perersburg.
His threat to the power of the Tzar was realized as his
murder was responsible for the toppeling ot the Romanov
Dynesty. Communists were ancillary to the death of Tzar
Nicolaus and family. Rasputin's Penis lives on today in
pickeling solution, a momument to Courtly Love, the preservation
of the myth and a sense of wonder.
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Phallic
Pitfalls
and Courtly Love*
Some have not succeeded in carrying on their
blood line. Phallus inhacement bore no fruit for Rasputin. . .
Even though Rasputin, throughout his life, had
never taken a bath, yet he was in high demand by females of the
Romanov Court wishing to use his tool.
Rasputin's early life is shrouded in mystery, and the public
fragments come from family oral traditions. At age eighteen he
joined the outlawed heretical Khlysty (Flagellants) sect, 'stealing'
their mixture of mystical piety and breathless sexual hedonism.
Rasputin later travelled to the Orthodox Christian centers at
Mount Athos, Grece, and Jerusalem, rapidly earning a reputation
as a 'staretz' (self-proclaimed holy man and folk healer) and
master hypnotist. This antinomian aspect of Rasputin later influenced
'Church of Satan' founder Anton Szandor LaVey, and counter-pointed
the teachings of Graeco-Armenian magus George Ivanovitch Gurdjieff
who taught a severe form of penis enhancement starting from an
early age. Rasputin having excelled in his discipline was absorbed
into the Russian Royal Court as a lamp lighter; he rose quickly
in the Byzantine higherarchy through shrad manipulation of his
sexual prowess. Rasputin's demise was largely propelled by jealousy
and envy.
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Rasputin's Penis: This penis is neither erect
nor flacid but it's pickled since Rasputin's body was found
in the Neva River. His murder was a long and a very dreadful
affair; he was not cooperative in its execution. In mid winter,
Rasputin's body was bound and finally thrown in the Neva River
to be found one week later. His lungs were full of water demonstrating
that he continued to live after being poisoned, stabbed and
shot, then beaten with clubs. His trophy penis is on display
in St. Petersburg. One can only hope his soul went to heaven.

The Penis of Rasputin measuring 28.5cm (about 11 inches). In
the St. Petersburg Museum is a seminal example of gender obsession
gone wrong, ending terribly for the owner of this member.
Dr. Wilson Norman
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Rasputin,
Phallic Pitfalls and Courtly Love*
Since
the Empress had become so dependent on Rasputin, Prince Felix Yussupov
and other members of the family believed murder was the only way to
get rid of the monk.
On December 16, 1916 Yussupov invited Rasputin to his home in St. Petersburg.
Feeding him cyanide-laced wine and cakes, Yussopov thought killing Rasputin
would be easy. He was wrong. Rasputin did not eat sweets. Rasputin collapsed
from the poison, but did not die.
Later, the alleged details of the murder came out. Yussopov shot Rasputin
in the chest, but still he did not die. One of the conspirators shot
him twice as Rasputin tried to flee. The shots disabled the monk, but
legend has it, he was still alive as the men threw his body into the
Neva River. His body was found one week later. Recent revelations from
Russian Archives, however, paint a different picture of Rasputin's death.
Turns out he wasn't as hard to kill as the story his murderers told
at the time of his death.
Rasputin had made an eerie prediction before he died.
If I am killed by common assassins and especially by my brothers the
Russian peasants, you, Tsar of Russia, have nothing to fear for your
children, they will reign for hundreds of years in Russia.
...if it was your relations who have wrought my death, then no one in
your family, that is to say, none of your children or relations will
remain alive for two years. They will be killed by the Russian people...
I shall be killed. I am no longer among the living. Pray, pray, be strong,
think of your blessed family.
Grigory Rasputin
Three months after Rasputin's death by the hand of Romanov "relations,"
Nicholas was deposed as Tsar (March, 1917). Less than two years later,
the "mad monk's member" disappeared, now recovered and properly
preserved, Rasputin's phallus is on display for public wonder.
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* Decisions: A firm grasp of the methods and
stratagy of courtly love will serve well as a guide for genital enhancement.
G Spot Twee is posted for those who have stolen my images.
It seems some love to use my images for their own purposes without attribution
or acknowledgment sorry for the inconvenience but the Andy Warhol image
is used to promote sex, sexual voyeurism and other nefarious activities.
We here at SCARI have concerns for the protection of our youth.
Andy Warhol, the most potient and sexy figure of the 20th
century is pictured with his favorite snack food. Andy Warhol was influenced
by his love spam on white bread.
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Andy Warhol favorite meal
Frenches mustard and
iceberg lettuce on white bread with Spam,
a glass of warm malted milk
and pickles on the side
If you are interested,
this image is posted as
Andy Warhol and spam.
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Andy Warhol Time Capsule Photo
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