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Irreversible body part enlargements require resignation to one's new status as a survivor of botched enhancement therapy
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*Rules of Courtly Love
A firm grasp of the methods and strategy of courtly love will serve well as a guide for genital enhancement.
Courtly Love requires an indepth understanding of the Limbic System, its related sectors affect the rules of courtly love; the Amygdala and Hypothalamus are foremost influences on the need to fall for Courtly love and related practices.

The Twelve Chief Rules in Love
From The Art of Courtly Love
by Andreas Capellanus

It is important to remember: Once the rules of love are mastered one can ignore those rules one finds inconvenient or inappropiate.
1. Thou shalt avoid avarice like the deadly pestilence and shalt embrace its opposite.
2. Thou shalt keep thyself chaste for the sake of her whom thou lovest.
3. Thou shalt not knowingly strive to break up a correct love affair that someone else is engaged in.
4. Thou shalt not chose for thy love anyone whom a natural sense of shame forbids thee to marry.
5. Be mindful completely to avoid falsehood.
6. Thou shalt not have too many who know of thy love affair.
7. Being obedient in all things to the commands of ladies, thou shalt ever strive to ally thyself to the service of Courtly Love.
8. In giving and receiving love's solaces let modesty be ever present.
9. Thou shalt speak no evil.
10. Thou shalt not be a revealer of love affairs.
11. Thou shalt be in all things polite and courteous i.e. courtly.
12. In practising the solaces of love thou shalt not exceed the desires of thy lovers.

Bio-Diversity is Not a Rorschach Test

Evolutionary Psychology at play in so many ways, some strategies have changed little
Social Biology not a Rorschach test

Social Biology in Blue, porn, or is it all in the head? Success is all in the head.

E. O. Wilson observed," God does not play dice but loves game theory."

Blue, Dark Blue,
Social Biology
or is it just Fellatio?
Social Biology strips away the surface to deal with the base strategy for the successes of social animals..

For the Homo Sapian, on the atomic level of eroticism there is much to study, much to understand while less social creatures require little fealty or submission for procreation, we humans have developed foreplay and hindplay into high art. Our past practices whether religiously based or secular beg understanding. Some may believe this is a religious act while others may claim the act is wraped (bound) in our DNA.
This image reveals the more erotic aspects of fellatio while exposing the mechanics of an act of selflessness unless money or favors are exchanged. Milton Friedman would claim this is the invisible hand at work, however there is much more in play to overcome vulnerability for competitive advantage than boasting of sexual conquest.
Some would exclaim, "I know pornography when I see it," while others would say, "Porn is in the eye of the beholder," while both have their basis for reason, there is missing, the genetic chaining that created the wonder of this phenomenon; infinitely flexible, the sheer marvel of human adaptation for our need to survive on to the next big thing creates many mutations, this being but one..
Through quorum sensing by our biological database, replenished with yet more permutations leaving more biological foot prints, markers, that require study and rebirthing debriefing for our species to carry forward yet more and better methods for communication among and betweem the sexes for the sake of Bio Diversity

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*More Rules: Upper Echelon Courtly Love Behavior
The Art of Courtly Love
From The Art of Courtly Love
by Andreas Capellanus

As can be seen there are many rules to Courtly Love, but as it is, most rules can be ignored if one is expert in the art of courtly love making.

1. Marriage is no real excuse for not loving.
2. He who is not jealous cannot love.
3. No one can be bound by a double love.
4. It is well known that love is always increasing or decreasing.
5. That which a lover takes against the will of his beloved has no relish.
6. Boys do not love until they reach the age of maturity.
7. When one lover dies, a widowhood of two months is required of the survivor.
8. No one should be deprived of love without the very best of reasons.
9. No one can love unless he is propelled by the persuasion of love.
10. Love is always a stranger in the home of avarice.
11. It is not proper to love any woman whom one would be ashamed to seek to marry.
12. A true lover does not desire to embrace in love anyone except his beloved.
13. When made public love rarely endures.
14. The easy attainment of Courtney Love is of little value: difficulty of attainment makes it prized thing.
15. Every lover regularly turns pale in the presence of his beloved.
16. When a lover suddenly catches sight of his beloved his heart palpitates.
17. A new love puts an old one to flight.
18. Good character alone makes any man worthy of courtney love.
19. If love diminishes, it quickly fails and rarely revives.
20. A man in love is always apprehensive.
21. Real jealousy always increases the feeling of love.
22. Jealousy increases when one suspects his beloved.
23. He whom the thought of love vexes eats and sleeps very little.
24. Every act of a lover ends in the thought of his beloved.
25. A true lover considers nothing good except what he thinks will please his beloved.
26. Love can deny nothing to love.
27. A lover can never have enough of the solaces of his beloved.
28. A slight presumption causes a lover to suspect his beloved.
29. A man who is vexed by too much passion usually does not love.
30. A true lover is constantly and without intermission possessed by the thought of his beloved.
31. Nothing forbids one woman being loved by two or more men or one man by two or more women.
32. A good sized member may be reason alone for courtly love to flare.
33. Romantic love and courtly lust are the only real prizes for courtly lovers to trade beside body fluids.
34. An intellectual is anyone who finds something more interesting than sex.

Caveat: In today's fast and loose social construct, there may be reason to ignore some of the Rules of Courtly Love, howerer, it is important to be able to recite them to anyone who may question your knowledge on the topic.
Remember: Those who have knowledge have power.
Lest we forget, "unknown knowns are known unknowns that have been forgotten"

Penis Enhancement Counseling

Penis Enhancement gone wrong: Not all penis enhancements bare fruitful results. There are caveats to the many penis enhancement processes, things can go wrong, terribly wrong. For those afflicted by the undesirable after effects of misplaced enlargements, there is help. Counselor's Hotline is there for you.

Remember: this pathology may be reversible in seven percent of cases treated. There is hope but for many learning to live with the distortion of undesirable, irreversible body part enlargements, there is required resignation to one's new status as a survivor of botched penis enhancement therapy; a counter therapy regimen of Liposuction may provide some relief, however there are side effects, loss of libido and listlessness are among the side affects effecting misplaced and undesired enlargements. For those with unmanageable distortion, our clinic can provide the elevation of self-esteem through a network of afflicted patients, regular group therapy sessions can provide some comfort. Reinforcement networking has provided thousands with a happy and fruitful existence no matter what effects afflicted patients may suffer, no matter what ailment affecting one's psychic space, through spiritual sustenance their is hope. The Survivors Network works.

Counseling is the last best hope for a somewhat full and useful life.

Penis Enhancement with undesirable ancellary effects are driven by the need for love. While the patient's penis remained unaffected by therapy, other body parts took on a life of their own. This morphology occurrs in nearly 32% of patients treated, still there are millions who desire a larger penis. This desire stems from a need for men to be loved regardless of character or intellect.

He once had a powerful muscular body with, what he considered, an inadequate phallus. Now his body has changed and he still has the same penis. Don't let this happen to you.

Not all penis enlargments affect the appropiate body part leaving effects undesirable and, frankly, miserable to live with.
While this patient has nipples perfect for piercing, he is not the type to desire bling bling decoration. He once had a powrful muscular body with, what he considered, an inadquate male probe to plumb the depts of her sexuality.

Dr. Wilson Norman

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Penis Enhanced and extented to maximum potential for the pleasure of the oppisite sex is not always a happily ever after senario.
This man is on the cusp of unconsciousness.

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Abe Feltenstein posing with his flaccid penis.


Abraham's Phallus when fully erect (engorged) requires so much blood that lucid conciousness is forgone leaving him unable to perform even the most rudimentary carnal tasks. First, motor control is foregone with dizzyness, then unconsiousness is soon to follow. Once flaccid he again awakes with no memory of his sexual encounter leaving a potential sexual companion or partner flummoxed by his behavior. Through counseling Abe's attitude toward his plight is much improved. Over time, he has learned to engage in foreplay without sexual arrousal leaveing him fully conscious and able to enjoy sexual flirtations with memory of the entire encounter. Coitus is not an option with his condidion, however, he can engage in light foreplay, petting and stroking with little dizzyness. With future therapy, there may be the possibility for Abraham to consider having sex (for procreation only) a full erection and eventual penetration may be possible with sufficient blood tranfusions and intervenious drip solutions while performing.

Dr. Wilson Norman

Penis Enhancement Counseling Continued:

Penis Enhancement Syndrome affects one out of seven men having undegone a variety of penis enlargement regimens.

Penis enhancement even when successful may be more a part of the problem than the solution. While sperm count is usually unaffected, the ability for doners to transmit seminal fluids to a recipient is rendered impossible.

It's not easy, being a man looking for love today. Some have taken their needs to a level that may excite a middle aged obiese mother of twelve but the price paid for that conquest my leave one incapable of normal member balance or wholesome interactions –– happy relationships and a satisfying sex life is forgone for the pretense of sexual performance leaveing the sexually enhanced male as as impotent as a Eunuch.

Penis Enhancement Syndrome

Penis Enhancement is not alway as promised. For some the newly extended member with adequate girth has side effects, affecting sexual permormance. Some men with extreme endowments lose consiousness when sexually aroused. This is frustrating for sex partners and dangerous when attempting masterbation while standing. The affected party often has no memory of the event. Not all penis enlargments affect the appropiate body part favorably, leaving effects undesirable and, frankly, miserable to live with.

Rasputin: master of Courtly Love

Rasputin in Contemplation

Famous stud, Rasputin was rendered impotent after additional enhancement exercises. His fate was directly tied to the fall of the Romanov Dynasty. Penis Enhancement had some influence on the paranoia of the Court of St. Perersburg. His threat to the power of the Tzar was realized as his murder was responsible for the toppeling ot the Romanov Dynesty. Communists were ancillary to the death of Tzar Nicolaus and family. Rasputin's Penis lives on today in pickeling solution, a momument to Courtly Love, the preservation of the myth and a sense of wonder.

Phallic Pitfalls
and Courtly Love*

Some have not succeeded in carrying on their blood line. Phallus inhacement bore no fruit for Rasputin. . .

Even though Rasputin, throughout his life, had never taken a bath, yet he was in high demand by females of the Romanov Court wishing to use his tool.

Rasputin's early life is shrouded in mystery, and the public fragments come from family oral traditions. At age eighteen he joined the outlawed heretical Khlysty (Flagellants) sect, 'stealing' their mixture of mystical piety and breathless sexual hedonism. Rasputin later travelled to the Orthodox Christian centers at Mount Athos, Grece, and Jerusalem, rapidly earning a reputation as a 'staretz' (self-proclaimed holy man and folk healer) and master hypnotist. This antinomian aspect of Rasputin later influenced 'Church of Satan' founder Anton Szandor LaVey, and counter-pointed the teachings of Graeco-Armenian magus George Ivanovitch Gurdjieff who taught a severe form of penis enhancement starting from an early age. Rasputin having excelled in his discipline was absorbed into the Russian Royal Court as a lamp lighter; he rose quickly in the Byzantine higherarchy through shrad manipulation of his sexual prowess. Rasputin's demise was largely propelled by jealousy and envy.

Rasputin's Penis: This penis is neither erect nor flacid but it's pickled since Rasputin's body was found in the Neva River. His murder was a long and a very dreadful affair; he was not cooperative in its execution. In mid winter, Rasputin's body was bound and finally thrown in the Neva River to be found one week later. His lungs were full of water demonstrating that he continued to live after being poisoned, stabbed and shot, then beaten with clubs. His trophy penis is on display in St. Petersburg. One can only hope his soul went to heaven.

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The Penis of Rasputin measuring 28.5cm (about 11 inches). In the St. Petersburg Museum is a seminal example of gender obsession gone wrong, ending terribly for the owner of this member.

Dr. Wilson Norman

Rasputin, Phallic Pitfalls and Courtly Love*

Since the Empress had become so dependent on Rasputin, Prince Felix Yussupov and other members of the family believed murder was the only way to get rid of the monk.
On December 16, 1916 Yussupov invited Rasputin to his home in St. Petersburg. Feeding him cyanide-laced wine and cakes, Yussopov thought killing Rasputin would be easy. He was wrong. Rasputin did not eat sweets. Rasputin collapsed from the poison, but did not die.
Later, the alleged details of the murder came out. Yussopov shot Rasputin in the chest, but still he did not die. One of the conspirators shot him twice as Rasputin tried to flee. The shots disabled the monk, but legend has it, he was still alive as the men threw his body into the Neva River. His body was found one week later. Recent revelations from Russian Archives, however, paint a different picture of Rasputin's death. Turns out he wasn't as hard to kill as the story his murderers told at the time of his death.
Rasputin had made an eerie prediction before he died.

If I am killed by common assassins and especially by my brothers the Russian peasants, you, Tsar of Russia, have nothing to fear for your children, they will reign for hundreds of years in Russia.
...if it was your relations who have wrought my death, then no one in your family, that is to say, none of your children or relations will remain alive for two years. They will be killed by the Russian people...
I shall be killed. I am no longer among the living. Pray, pray, be strong, think of your blessed family.
Grigory Rasputin

Three months after Rasputin's death by the hand of Romanov "relations," Nicholas was deposed as Tsar (March, 1917). Less than two years later, the "mad monk's member" disappeared, now recovered and properly preserved, Rasputin's phallus is on display for public wonder.


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