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Irreversible body part enlargements require
resignation to one's new status as a survivor of botched enhancement therapy
Further, Beyond the G Spot, many other spots require;
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of Courtly Love
A firm grasp of the methods and
strategy of courtly love will serve well as a guide for genital enhancement.
Love requires an indepth understanding of the Limbic System, its related sectors
affect the rules of courtly love; the Amygdala and Hypothalamus are foremost influences
on the need to fall for Courtly love and related practices.
Twelve Chief Rules in Love
From The Art of Courtly Love
by Andreas Capellanus
is important to remember: Once the rules of love are mastered one can ignore
those rules one finds inconvenient or inappropiate.
1. Thou shalt avoid avarice
like the deadly pestilence and shalt embrace its opposite.
2. Thou shalt
keep thyself chaste for the sake of her whom thou lovest.
3. Thou shalt not
knowingly strive to break up a correct love affair that someone else is engaged
4. Thou shalt not chose for thy love anyone whom a natural sense of shame
forbids thee to marry.
5. Be mindful completely to avoid falsehood.
6. Thou shalt not have too many who know of thy love affair.
7. Being obedient
in all things to the commands of ladies, thou shalt ever strive to ally thyself
to the service of Courtly Love.
8. In giving and receiving love's solaces
let modesty be ever present.
9. Thou shalt speak no evil.
10. Thou shalt
not be a revealer of love affairs.
11. Thou shalt be in all things polite
and courteous i.e. courtly.
12. In practising the solaces of love thou shalt
not exceed the desires of thy lovers.
is Not a Rorschach Test
Evolutionary Psychology at
play in so many ways, some strategies have changed little
Social Biology in Blue, porn, or is it all in the head? Success is all in the
E. O. Wilson observed," God does not play dice but loves game
or is it just Fellatio?
Social Biology strips away the surface to deal
with the base strategy for the successes of social animals..
the Homo Sapian, on the atomic level of eroticism there is much to study, much
to understand while less social creatures require little fealty or submission
for procreation, we humans have developed foreplay and hindplay into high art.
Our past practices whether religiously based or secular beg understanding. Some
may believe this is a religious act while others may claim the act is wraped (bound)
in our DNA.
This image reveals the more erotic aspects of fellatio while exposing
the mechanics of an act of selflessness unless money or favors are exchanged.
Milton Friedman would claim this is the invisible hand at work, however there
is much more in play to overcome vulnerability for competitive advantage than
boasting of sexual conquest.
Some would exclaim, "I know pornography
when I see it," while others would say, "Porn is in the eye of the beholder,"
while both have their basis for reason, there is missing, the genetic chaining
that created the wonder of this phenomenon; infinitely flexible, the sheer marvel
of human adaptation for our need to survive on to the next big thing creates many
mutations, this being but one..
Through quorum sensing by our biological
database, replenished with yet more permutations leaving more biological foot
prints, markers, that require study and rebirthing debriefing for our species
to carry forward yet more and better methods for communication among and betweem
the sexes for the sake of Bio Diversity
Upper Echelon Courtly Love Behavior
The Art of
From The Art of Courtly Love
by Andreas Capellanus
can be seen there are many rules to Courtly Love, but as it is, most rules can
be ignored if one is expert in the art of courtly love making.
Marriage is no real excuse for not loving.
2. He who is not jealous cannot
3. No one can be bound by a double love.
4. It is well known that
love is always increasing or decreasing.
5. That which a lover takes against
the will of his beloved has no relish.
6. Boys do not love until they reach
the age of maturity.
7. When one lover dies, a widowhood of two months is
required of the survivor.
8. No one should be deprived of love without the
very best of reasons.
9. No one can love unless he is propelled by the persuasion
10. Love is always a stranger in the home of avarice.
is not proper to love any woman whom one would be ashamed to seek to marry.
12. A true lover does not desire to embrace in love anyone except his beloved.
13. When made public love rarely endures.
14. The easy attainment of
Courtney Love is of little value: difficulty of attainment makes it prized thing.
15. Every lover regularly turns pale in the presence of his beloved.
16. When a lover suddenly catches sight of his beloved his heart palpitates.
17. A new love puts an old one to flight.
18. Good character alone makes
any man worthy of courtney love.
19. If love diminishes, it quickly fails
and rarely revives.
20. A man in love is always apprehensive.
jealousy always increases the feeling of love.
22. Jealousy increases when
one suspects his beloved.
23. He whom the thought of love vexes eats and
sleeps very little.
24. Every act of a lover ends in the thought of his beloved.
25. A true lover considers nothing good except what he thinks will please
26. Love can deny nothing to love.
27. A lover can never
have enough of the solaces of his beloved.
28. A slight presumption causes
a lover to suspect his beloved.
29. A man who is vexed by too much passion
usually does not love.
30. A true lover is constantly and without intermission
possessed by the thought of his beloved.
31. Nothing forbids one woman being
loved by two or more men or one man by two or more women.
32. A good sized
member may be reason alone for courtly love to flare.
33. Romantic love and
courtly lust are the only real prizes for courtly lovers to trade beside body
34. An intellectual is anyone who finds something more interesting
Caveat: In today's fast and loose
social construct, there may be reason to ignore some of the Rules of Courtly Love,
howerer, it is important to be able to recite them to anyone who may question
your knowledge on the topic.
Remember: Those who have knowledge have power.
Lest we forget, "unknown knowns are known unknowns that have been forgotten"
Enhancement gone wrong: Not all penis enhancements bare fruitful results. There
are caveats to the many penis enhancement processes, things can go wrong, terribly
wrong. For those afflicted by the undesirable after effects of misplaced enlargements,
there is help. Counselor's Hotline is there for you.
this pathology may be reversible in seven percent of cases treated. There is hope
but for many learning to live with the distortion of undesirable, irreversible
body part enlargements, there is required resignation to one's new status as a
survivor of botched penis enhancement therapy; a counter therapy regimen of Liposuction
may provide some relief, however there are side effects, loss of libido and listlessness
are among the side affects effecting misplaced and undesired enlargements. For
those with unmanageable distortion, our clinic can provide the elevation of self-esteem
through a network of afflicted patients, regular group therapy sessions can provide
some comfort. Reinforcement networking has provided thousands with a happy and
fruitful existence no matter what effects afflicted patients may suffer, no matter
what ailment affecting one's psychic space, through spiritual sustenance their
is hope. The Survivors Network works.
Counseling is the last best hope
for a somewhat full and useful life.
Penis Enhancement with undesirable ancellary effects are driven
by the need for love. While the patient's penis remained unaffected by therapy,
other body parts took on a life of their own. This morphology occurrs in nearly
32% of patients treated, still there are millions who desire a larger penis. This
desire stems from a need for men to be loved regardless of character or intellect.
He once had a powerful muscular body with, what he considered, an inadequate
phallus. Now his body has changed and he still has the same penis. Don't let this
happen to you.
Not all penis enlargments affect the appropiate body
part leaving effects undesirable and, frankly, miserable to live with.
this patient has nipples perfect for piercing, he is not the type to desire bling
bling decoration. He once had a powrful muscular body with, what he considered,
an inadquate male probe to plumb the depts of her sexuality.
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Enhanced and extented to maximum potential for the pleasure of the oppisite sex
is not always a happily ever after senario.
This man is on the cusp of unconsciousness.
Abe Feltenstein posing with his flaccid penis.
when fully erect (engorged) requires so much blood that lucid conciousness is
forgone leaving him unable to perform even the most rudimentary carnal tasks.
First, motor control is foregone with dizzyness, then unconsiousness is soon to
follow. Once flaccid he again awakes with no memory of his sexual encounter leaving
a potential sexual companion or partner flummoxed by his behavior. Through counseling
Abe's attitude toward his plight is much improved. Over time, he has learned to
engage in foreplay without sexual arrousal leaveing him fully conscious and able
to enjoy sexual flirtations with memory of the entire encounter. Coitus is not
an option with his condidion, however, he can engage in light foreplay, petting
and stroking with little dizzyness. With future therapy, there may be the possibility
for Abraham to consider having sex (for procreation only) a full erection and
eventual penetration may be possible with sufficient blood tranfusions and intervenious
drip solutions while performing.
Dr. Wilson Norman
Enhancement Syndrome affects one out of seven men having undegone a variety of
penis enlargement regimens. Penis
enhancement even when successful may be more a part of the problem than the solution.
While sperm count is usually unaffected, the ability for doners to transmit seminal
fluids to a recipient is rendered impossible.
not easy, being a man looking for love today. Some have taken their needs to a
level that may excite a middle aged obiese mother of twelve but the price paid
for that conquest my leave one incapable of normal member balance or wholesome
interactions happy relationships and a satisfying sex life is forgone
for the pretense of sexual performance leaveing the sexually enhanced male as
as impotent as a Eunuch.
Enhancement is not alway as promised. For some the newly extended member with
adequate girth has side effects, affecting sexual permormance. Some men with extreme
endowments lose consiousness when sexually aroused. This is frustrating for sex
partners and dangerous when attempting masterbation while standing. The affected
party often has no memory of the event. Not all penis enlargments affect the appropiate
body part favorably, leaving effects undesirable and, frankly, miserable to live
Rasputin in Contemplation
Famous stud, Rasputin
was rendered impotent after additional enhancement exercises. His fate was directly
tied to the fall of the Romanov Dynasty. Penis Enhancement had some influence
on the paranoia of the Court of St. Perersburg. His threat to the power of the
Tzar was realized as his murder was responsible for the toppeling ot the Romanov
Dynesty. Communists were ancillary to the death of Tzar Nicolaus and family. Rasputin's
Penis lives on today in pickeling solution, a momument to Courtly Love, the preservation
of the myth and a sense of wonder.
and Courtly Love*
Some have not
succeeded in carrying on their blood line. Phallus inhacement bore no fruit for
Rasputin. . .
Even though Rasputin, throughout
his life, had never taken a bath, yet he was in high demand by females of the
Romanov Court wishing to use his tool.
Rasputin's early life is shrouded
in mystery, and the public fragments come from family oral traditions. At age
eighteen he joined the outlawed heretical Khlysty (Flagellants) sect, 'stealing'
their mixture of mystical piety and breathless sexual hedonism. Rasputin later
travelled to the Orthodox Christian centers at Mount Athos, Grece, and Jerusalem,
rapidly earning a reputation as a 'staretz' (self-proclaimed holy man and folk
healer) and master hypnotist. This antinomian aspect of Rasputin later influenced
'Church of Satan' founder Anton Szandor LaVey, and counter-pointed the teachings
of Graeco-Armenian magus George Ivanovitch Gurdjieff who taught a severe form
of penis enhancement starting from an early age. Rasputin having excelled in his
discipline was absorbed into the Russian Royal Court as a lamp lighter; he rose
quickly in the Byzantine higherarchy through shrad manipulation of his sexual
prowess. Rasputin's demise was largely propelled by jealousy and envy.
Rasputin's Penis: This penis is neither erect
nor flacid but it's pickled since Rasputin's body was found in the Neva River.
His murder was a long and a very dreadful affair; he was not cooperative in its
execution. In mid winter, Rasputin's body was bound and finally thrown in the
Neva River to be found one week later. His lungs were full of water demonstrating
that he continued to live after being poisoned, stabbed and shot, then beaten
with clubs. His trophy penis is on display in St. Petersburg. One can only hope
his soul went to heaven.
The Penis of Rasputin measuring 28.5cm (about 11 inches). In the St. Petersburg
Museum is a seminal example of gender obsession gone wrong, ending terribly for
the owner of this member.
Dr. Wilson Norman
Phallic Pitfalls and Courtly Love*
the Empress had become so dependent on Rasputin, Prince Felix Yussupov and other
members of the family believed murder was the only way to get rid of the monk.
On December 16, 1916 Yussupov invited Rasputin to his home in St. Petersburg.
Feeding him cyanide-laced wine and cakes, Yussopov thought killing Rasputin would
be easy. He was wrong. Rasputin did not eat sweets. Rasputin collapsed from the
poison, but did not die.
Later, the alleged details of the murder came out.
Yussopov shot Rasputin in the chest, but still he did not die. One of the conspirators
shot him twice as Rasputin tried to flee. The shots disabled the monk, but legend
has it, he was still alive as the men threw his body into the Neva River. His
body was found one week later. Recent revelations from Russian Archives, however,
paint a different picture of Rasputin's death. Turns out he wasn't as hard to
kill as the story his murderers told at the time of his death.
made an eerie prediction before he died.
If I am killed by common
assassins and especially by my brothers the Russian peasants, you, Tsar of Russia,
have nothing to fear for your children, they will reign for hundreds of years
...if it was your relations who have wrought my death, then no
one in your family, that is to say, none of your children or relations will remain
alive for two years. They will be killed by the Russian people...
be killed. I am no longer among the living. Pray, pray, be strong, think of your
Three months after Rasputin's death by the hand of Romanov "relations,"
Nicholas was deposed as Tsar (March, 1917). Less than two years later, the "mad
monk's member" disappeared, now recovered and properly preserved, Rasputin's
phallus is on display for public wonder.
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