Joseph Fielding Smith institute continued:
Mormon Prophet's heavenly projection
Mormon Environmentalism: concerns
There is some dispute as to the number of wives, thirty-three may be off the mark; six degrees of separation would imply 60 sisterwives to be the magic number. Further archival research by, the Joseph Fielding Smith Institute of Latter-day Saint History, scholars are aiding the mathematical / statistical number crunching for a, later to be published, paper on Latter-Day-Saint finding.
There may be some ammunition for the fledgling Environmental movement in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Mormons United: God's Army on the march through faith

Mormon Forum on tour, Nephi Trail to the Glory of Zion

L.D.S. Environmentalist ––   rumblings
There are rumblings of overpopulation and environmental degradation in the prophet's own back yard. "How could so many Mormons live in the same place at the same time, what would they live on, eachother, there are no gentiles to convert?" Mormon Environmentalists agree, Joseph Smith is far busier multitasking in Heaven than he ever was on Earth.
There is cause for alarm among the true faith believers claiming, Mormon Dogmatologists know, "If The Earth is like a rubber ball and will bounce back then the cosmos must be just like Planet Earth and it will bounce back too."
The persistence of doubt continues: Further exploration of this topic will enlighten the mormon environmentalist discussion of Gnostic Mormonism with –– with Scientific Relish .

Thaddeus Quella

Deseret News (Salt Lake City)
Perception Management
On the Religion Making Business
Editor's Note: On the sacred BOM
It has been observed by many historians and theologians that if the phrase, "And it came to pass" were replaced by the phrase, "Once upon a time," the readability of the (BOM) Book of Mormon would be greatly enhanced.

Example: 'Once upon a time, with golden plates in tow, Angel Moroni fluttered his wings and flew up and away as the clouds parted for his passage unto the Lord's domain; a deep booming voice could be heard echoing from above, as he assended, the booming voice repeated again and again, "Come hither Moroni. Come hither Moroni."'
As can be seen the essential content of text is perserved but the reader is further engaged by sparking the imagination and imbuing a sense of wonder; even a Perfidious Angel can engender endearment.

Wendell Tately

And it came to pass, there is More controversy on
"It Came to Pass."

[Disputed count of "It Came to Pass" 1,381 times verses 1,353 times makes for decrepit anomalies over and over but the salient content remains the same regardless of the tally.]

Using the low count, makes statistical news.
With the phrase, "it came to pass" recurring only 1,353 times, comprising a total of 6,675 words, and represents only 2.5 percent of the content of The Book of Mormon, yet still The BoM (Book of Mormon) remains the most redundant and hackneyed text ever written.
The centerpiece is Johnson's translation of BOM is the spin to make a lively and accessible translation, which, perhaps despite his intentions, could conceivably entice new converts to the Mormon Church through hypnotic persuasion and numbing redundance in passages that require a leap of faith that's too great for a gentile to appreciate.
Under Johnson's studious and faithful editorship, The Book of Mormon becomes a thrilling and briskly paced mythological saga of redundant unknowability . . .

Thaddeus Quella

Giza:
The Newest Zion Pyramid Scheme
growing the faith business
Pharaonic Reconstruction
Pyramids of Cheops, Cairo Egypt
Missionary Mormons have proposed to the Council of Antiquities in Cairo a bold idea, to rehabilitate the Sphinx of the Cheops to conform to a revisionist historical view of the world. Beyond Postmodern, the project is touted to increase visitorship to Egypt and its historic sites. It is said to target an untapped market for both psudoscience and mythology for the prophet. The dollars discussed are substantial.

At present the Cairo Museum is doubtful of the success of the project, however, the proposal is on the table and if there are the funds it will be done.

As part of the project, the missionaries have insisted on replacing the traditional camel tours with tours in two-wheeled carts (Mormon Handcarts) to be pushed and pulled by young Mormon Missionaries. The carts are to symbolize the Great Western Mormon Migration to Salt Lake City of the 185o's.

the Implication of finding
Mirror Planets, Enigma Quadrant

Mirror Planets Confirmed: Fitting doctrine to destiney will be a stretch if it is verified that the Planet KOLOB and Planets OLIBLISH and ENISH-GO-ON-DOSH are infact locked in slave orbits.
The doctrinal implications of having two sets of planets on which God lives sets into play another form of theology. Mormons are prepred for such occasions as the Prophet here on Earth will be able to divine the proper place to direct worship. To ward off untoward interest, most of the revelation is being kept in strict secrecy.

Mormon Sphinx, Joseph Smith Monument: Mormon Zeitgeist, Anachronistic Apologetics are born to to explain and re-explain while the world moves on to deal with the real, knotty problems of existence for our species.

The Mormon Narrator: Mormon Encyclical:
As I sat with my arms crossed looking straight ahead blank in focus, I was repeating along with my brothers and sisters, "I know the Church is true, I know the Church is true." I had no notion of what I was saying, "I know the Church is true." I followed on, "I know God is truthful" and we continued, "Through His literal, begotten son, Jesus Christ, God directs the L.D.S. Church, and none other, through latter-day prophets." We paused,
"The true church, claimed by God as His own, must be truthful, or it cannot be the true church of Jesus Christ."
We went on to witness the revelation; a thought experiment of sorts.
"The only true church had better be truthful because God is honest and He is truthful."

The Great Awakenings
Mormons got caught between
the two Awakenings

The Salient differences between LDS Mormons and Mormon Fundies appears in the fault line between feral piety and domesticated Zealotry.

Preliminary finding:
Keen on Fecundity
The Salient differences between LDS Mormons and Mormon Fundies appears in the fault line between feral piety and domesticated Zealotry.

It's like the Fundaliens had landed and a few humans sold out to the Fundaliens and beget Mormolians. These Mormolians, more domesticated than their brethern are like no other species.
They call themselves Mormons and they walk the planet and do what they do to further earn honors (chits) to cart off to other constellations, galaxies, hell, nebulae to propagate a personal strain of Mormon. On this planet deeded to the devotee, religious tradition holds this to be done with one's Spiritual Partner for one to propagate progeny to worship you as their creator -- their God (Mormon Fundies get as many wives as they need to turn this trick) to secure an everafter in the hereafter.
Fecund Mission: It's a growth industry, it's all about growth, making babies, the mission, prosperity, making more babies; it's the full leap –– to faith (NoSpace Suit Needed) regardless of which Mormon Sect, they are off to worlds beyond with full faith and credit from Joe Smith himself.
In a perfect universe, Evangelicals and Mormons would run off together to another planet to do works of wonder and live to conquer gentiles and save souls alturnatly until they eat eachother up.
Howard Hughes and Richard Nixon found Mormons usful and George Bush carries on this religious tradition. Willing empty vessels are handy here because Mormons live for the Great Cosmic Hereafter filled with sprinkles and glitter and fecundity. Unfortunately, this is not Science Fiction or Scientology, it's Mormonism and "The Earth is like a rubber ball and will bounce back." Mormons worry not about the moral hazard of faith. Mormonism is"Health in the navel, marrow in the bone, strength in the loins and in the sinews, power in the priesthood be upon me and upon my posterity through all generation of time and throughout all eternity forever and ever evermore, pay-lay-ale. O God, hear the words of my mouth!" forever. Amen.

Hugo Baltzer

conclusive text here

Conclusive texts are at present being compiled from the original manuscripts by Hugo Baltzer. In cooperation with the Mormon Temple and the Joseph Fielding Smith Institute of Latter-day Saint History texts are retrieved, photocopied and archived for the preservation of origional intent. The Book of Mormon, BOM is to make more news once the cipher is deciphered by our inhouse cryptologist, Hugo Baltzer

If one can't wait for conclusive texts to be reciphered we recommend:
Important Ex-Mormon Movement Information

mormon zeitgeist

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One might Ask GOK?
One might ask why pick on the Mormons and that's a fair question.
One might say because, as a metaphor, it's easy. When shaping a short treaties on self-deception to model all organized religion why not choose a no brainer . . . GOK

Gustave Ormar Kahan

For fruther investigation into the authority and veracity of these postings, please feel free to consort with the source of all this confusion and
profligate religious promiscuity

Foundation for Ancient Research and Mormon Studies: FARMS

Perception Management: Mormon Branding
Mormons claim the largest Organ in this World –– truly the Mighty Mormons' Organ

Joseph Smith
stands by his Organ
pregnant with fecund symbolism

Yes, mysticism comes magically in many forms. This is but one with attendant shiny objects and sparkly things. The Mormon Organ is one facet of many on the Mormon Rosetta. A solid symbol to keep and bind The Good Mormon to the faith.

Joseph Smith, with his organ ready to perform for his Sister wives, stands as a shining symbol of ignorance overcoming enlightenment through adversity.

As prophets go he is better than most given his vision for heaven and earth. He is a thrilling Messiah for his devotees, given that he wishes to share his vision for all to enjoy here and off into the his great hereafter.

The Organ and Gonhorra
The Mormon Organ has great pipes. When fully pumped to max pressure the World's Largest Organ will blow you sox off, enough to dazzle anyone within several miles and suitably impress all your Sisterwives. Without his concept of sisterwives and his here and there, heaven, his faith may have been a nonstarter but with the sister-wife twist his vision lives on today with gusto for the promise of the fruits of his goodness in heaven and the Mormon Goddess or the Mormon Mom-Cast. Heavenly Mother Gonhorra is our guiding light to delight enlighten and prosper.

parson Carson Gallant Charoot

Religious Tradition confirmed: Aaronic or Levitical Rite –– The Melchizedek Priesthood received through revelation. Not a new concept for religious traditions, The Divine Right Rite endemnifies anything mormons want. The Mormon Brand is able to fabricate Mormon Myth from the thinnest of thread, finest of weave. Its all part of the Religion Making Business.

And it came to pass, Thank God, Joseph Smith received the Aaronic Priesthood together with Oliver Cowdery from John the Baptist in May 1829. Joseph Smith later stated that they were visited by Christ’s apostles, Peter, James and John, sometime in late June of 1829. Through Religious Tradition, The Chosen, Joseph and Oliver were ordained into a much higher order, the Melchizedek Priesthood, through elaborate ritual and much feasting and dancing. The chorus chanted after each oath sworn in the ritual was: "We'll share the women, we'll share the wine" and "it's alright to do it but don't get caught."

Had Joseph Smith not received the Melchizedek Priesthood from John the Babtist, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints may not have stood the test of time to become one of the world's great religions.
And it came to pass, Thus Came the Mormon Organ and all the other stuff that makes Mormonism among the loopiest of all cults to have authenticated the Melchizedek Priesthood through the Divine Right Rite.

there is much much more on
the Mormon Pigmentocracy

post script:

There may be a typo in
The Pearl of Great Price
regarding figs. These fig references may be directed toward disparaging homosexuals not biblical fruit.

G.O.K.

follow the money

profligate religious promiscuity
"as man is, God once was"

Is Larry Craig a Brokeback Mormon or just another wide stance Men's Room tap dancer? Is Senator Larry Craig part of the Divine Right Rite?
Does Idaho's own Larry Craig get head in public restrooms? Does Idaho's own Larry Craig give head in public restrooms? He could have claimed The Twinki Defense as a trial baloon.
Larry Craig, darling of the Right, gives head on Moroni's trumpet, allbeit in a strained mumble, spouting shibboleth of God and Country and the American way. Larry Craig, Idaho's own Mormon voice speaks of a kinder gentler Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and how it is soon to issue indulgences for misdemeanors to include fellatio, twinki binging, hipocracy, mendacity and petty Mormon Religious Law infringements, to include Mormon Fundamentalism i.e. plural marriage and separation of priesthood by race.
A reformed afterlife insurance company: the L.D.S. church is soon to be called the New Universal Unification Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints in Heaven and on Earth etc. Inc.

12/10/08 The Larry Craig Appeal:
Senator Larry Craig's case based on free speech. Given, waving at adjacant puplic restroom stalls must be protected speech, he did not argue the Twinki Defense.