from the well behaved Mormon Woman: Barbara Smith-Palmer
now approved by our Heavenly Father*
Baptized Mormon Drive In:
Temple Baptized Mormon Drive-In App, Now Available
to Temple Recommend LDS,
Labs creates, Correlated
Curriculum Temple Baptized Mormon Drive-In
App, Now Available
to Temple Recommend LDS; Mormon Crowdsourcing,
a new lever for obedience.
Mormon Exceptionalism is now secure
with advances in Mormon Psyops Technology
Neo-Orthodox, Mormon Agency
For those who feel their faith slipping
When time is tight and your are missing temple talk you can now pop into
the New Salt Lake City Mormon Drive-in, for those to enjoy all the comfort of
Mormon ritual pomp and circumstance and not leave your car. For that spiritual
uplift without a Temple Recommend you can remain in the flock and not compromise
your golf or bowling date. Collections will be taken at the ticket office and
certificates stamped. With a special dispensation certificate one can invite a
gentile to be part of the spiritual awakening.
"This new service is a
pilot program to bind the adherent back to his faith before all this doubt crept
into our faith."
Beyond the Mega-Church, the Mormon Drive-In is the latest
theological concept to be trotted out by the Mormon Apostles.
Now TBM's can
just mail it in and carry on to the golf links or shop at the new mall.
Grow the Faith Business
revelations of Mormon Liberation Theology in the L.D.S. Church will grow the faith
and expand plural marriage to include both, the sister-wife and the brother-husband.
With Brother-Husbands and Sister-Wives the loop is closed and there will be marital
perfection at last, more babies more often in heaven and on earth." Just
do the math. "Heavenly Mother Gonhorra approves of this doctrinal shift too.
Professor of Religious Understanding states in
'Getting At The Truth'
the general authorities do not teach something today, it is not part of
our doctrine today. That does not, however, mean that a particular teaching
is untrue. A teaching may be true and yet not a part of what is
taught and emphasized by the Church today. In fact, if the Brethren do
not teach it today, if it is not taught directly in the standard works,
or if it is not found in our correlated curriculum, whether it is true
or not may actually be irrelevant."
- Robert Millet,
Getting at the Truth, p. 66
some things that are useful are
not very true
Robert Millet Getting At The Truth Caveat:
Truth or Untruth is subject to change or reversal by revelation of verifying authorities
or priestly fiat."
throat Robert Millet subterfuge
Millet Waxes on profligate religious
Robert Millet and The Mormon Religion-making Business:
pulpit and Pew
Mormon Magic Realism
Manichean Mormon Fantasy
Latter-Day Saint O.C.D.
Millet Getting At The Truth Caveat:
"Relevant Truth or Untruth is subject
to change or reversal by revelation of verifying authorities or priestly fiat."
Dehlin of Mormon Stories is a voice that contributes to the ecuminical; the Bill
Moyers of Mormonism.
has opened the discussion on the role of Mormonism in America for
better or worse it goes on as we speak.
John Larsen and friends
have created an expression behemoth that speaks to the persistence of doubt and
the Mormon Conundrum, a expose on mormon duplicity.
Larsen is the Mort Sahl of Mormonism.
Joseph Smith, the Mormons of today love to exploit the rich diggings or the imagination.
Mormon Super Syperspiritualism and Philosemitic Mormon Intellectual Scholarship
Mormon Spiritualism is driven by a bi-polar world, an unshakable manichean atavist
view of our world and all the spaces between and beyond, The.image above is Streaking
across the Mormon Archipelago, yet another bright shooting star to stream sparks
and glitter to then fade to black.
Aside from boring Christianity there
is an alternative to pedestrian Jesus Worship. Mormons have a "Medium"
to protect us from the natural man, The Prophet has spoken.
are engaged in the business of religion making with ruffles and flourishes.
pulpit and pewwith the Mormon Concet.
Baggage of Mormonism Condensed:
speaking to gentiles, Mormons claim to be
misunderstood, but, we gentiles
know Mormons are misunderstood all too well.
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